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"Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly."
No way!...Not my little Demon Seed:)
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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04-03-2006, 05:07 AM
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"You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm."
Excellent!
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And no matter what I say I cannot resist or betray it. No one could do so because there is no one here. There is only this body, this shadow, this darkness.
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04-03-2006, 05:30 AM
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Mine just saqid "cannot find server"
Do I survive this movie?
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Okay, mine's just creepy....
"You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." :eek: :eek: :eek:
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04-03-2006, 08:30 AM
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A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.
That figures:rolleyes:
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04-03-2006, 08:40 AM
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and I was about to hang from the ceiling today to celebrate opening day of baseball season.
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04-03-2006, 09:58 AM
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An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
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04-03-2006, 10:06 AM
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This sight is pretty good....lmao
"In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round." Would hate to see what cause of death is reported as....death by stupidity?
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