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and thats how urgeok learned about chocolate starfish...
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wait a fuckin minute.. if choc starfish is poop, then what the fuck is hot dog flavored water????
........... sexy time juices?
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maybe its enima runoff, I thought chocolate starfish was the actual ass hole
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Well, this is all very well and good, people. I am happy to see that there is a whole thread devoted to poopy. You probably remember a thread I started called "The Truth About Werewolves" which sorta dealt with the actual, real-world, honest-to-gosh reasons why werewolves are so frightening to people, and I think that that original post was at that time a little bit ahead of its time. But seeing as how everyone has caught up, so to speak, here is the original essay:
********************************** I wanted to talk about werewolves for a second, because I've noticed a lot of people are interested in them and I wanted to share my research. Most people know that bipedal werewolves like Lon Chaney, Jr. never existed in real life. Real werewolves run on all fours, and furthermore they all run backwards. This is for two reasons. First, running backwards makes it difficult for anything to sneak up behind them because they're always looking back there. Second, this allows them to aim their frontal defense in the direction they're going in. Yes, I am talking about their rear ends--their butts. Did you know that a werewolf's butt is pretty much the only part of it that's not covered with shaggy, matted hair?? Contrary to popular belief, werewolves don't bite, slash or maul humans. They attack with their turd-launching systems. If a werewolf detects an undesireable human walking through the woods, they will usually launch a moist, spongy, rather fibrous turd out of their behind at the offensive human. This is aided by the unusually streamlined intestines of the lycanthrope, which allow the poo to be ejected at high speed. If you're standing anywhere within fifty feet, look out! It'll get you. In fact one of the oldest words for "werewolf" is the Norse "poo-kannone," which roughly translated means turd launcher. If you are unlucky enough to be in a forest with werewolves, keep your ears open for the "foop! foop!" sound, which means a nasty lycanthrope is in the vicinity. Anyway, the high fiber content of the werewolf's poo poo is clear proof that they are not primarily meat eaters, they are all too happy to chew on roots, twigs and trees, and from time to time they swallow big handfuls of dirt to cleanse their digestive tract.
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05-12-2005, 04:27 PM
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well, this is probably most likely directed to barbra, as she would probably be the only one with the balls to answer (that and... seems like she doesnt give a shit)
anyway... you ever shit so big, u cant believe it all came out of you? not necesssarily a LOT of shit, but i literally mean, a fatty log?
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sometimes it looks like my poop wont flush, but i guess my toilet is strong enough that it breaks it into little pieces.
i dont think ive ever pooped in the shower. well, maybe when i was a baby..
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