How do you get a girlfriend?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Thats because your Canadian.

are you saying that americans are just a bunch of piefuckers ??!! :eek:

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
are you saying that americans are just a bunch of piefuckers ??!! :eek:

Not just fucking....sometimes fore-play is involved.

[urgeok]

i bet thats apple pie too :D

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
Not just fucking....sometimes fore-play is involved.

LMAO!!!! :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

fuck, now I want apple pie. :(

[The STE]

take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
fuck, now I want apple pie. :(

you mean you want the pie in the symbolic way, or you actually want to eat some apple pie. with some french vanilla icecream .. ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

the wording is very important - dont get nervous and reverse the two ..

[DraculaInDallas]

To get her...Show genuine interest in her and her interests. Always treat her like a lady, what you have to say is not that important, being able to listen to what she has to say is the key, woman want a man that will listen when they need to talk....

To keep her....See above, plus make sure you take care of business in the bedroom. DO NOT slack on foreplay. DO NOT rush the foreplay. A talented tongue in all the right places will do wonders :p Also when making love to her make sure she comes harder than she ever has in her life. And be sure to stare right into her eyes while shes coming, thats very important ;)

And if all of this fails there's always the last fucking thing to fall back on.......
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[barbra]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.

Im just curious why you would ask a bunch of internet jockys this question.