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Old 07-08-2004, 03:15 PM
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"LORD NO! I PEE OUTA THAT THING!!"

"I thought you were only my 3rd cousin"

"wrong hole fuckoo"

"Thats it? Your Done?"

"I hope it gets bigger than that!"


Alright im done
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:24 PM
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:32 PM
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"Whose that with the camera"

That would be me LOL JK
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:52 PM
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Have you put on weight?

Is it supposed to look like that?

Your sister never complained about anal.

Your brother never complained about anal.

Your Dad never (nevermind, you get it)

If i close my eyes, i'm just fantasizing about Prince.

*Dry Heave*

God I wish I was drunk....

The joke was right, I do need flour.

Usually I like breasts on women, but you have a nice ass.

(while having sex with a porno on) I wish you looked like her.

If you loved me, you would put this tennis ballup your ass.

Here, wear this mask.

Here, wear this paper bag.

If you loved me, you would let me wrap this belt around your neck.

Sorry, it slipped.

c'mon, I cant finish if i dont throw up.

I didnt know women could have so much hair on their ass...
yeah...I say that about covers it. LMAO
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:09 PM
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I'm sad to say this happened to me when I was a teen and it almost scared me for life. When I was getting a BJ the girl went down to far and gagged and threw up all over me and everthing else.....took me forever to get over it. I think thats one reason I'm more of a giver than a reciver.
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:12 PM
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I'm sad to say this happened to me when I was a teen and it almost scared me for life. When I was getting a BJ the girl went down to far and gagged and threw up all over me and everthing else.....took me forever to get over it. I think thats one reason I'm more of a giver than a reciver.
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:12 PM
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I'm sad to say this happened to me when I was a teen and it almost scared me for life. When I was getting a BJ the girl went down to far and gagged and threw up all over me and everthing else.....took me forever to get over it. I think thats one reason I'm more of a giver than a reciver.
HAHAHAHA that's fucking hilarious, though I'm sure it sucked for you...
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Old 07-08-2004, 08:16 PM
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HAHAHAHA that's fucking hilarious, though I'm sure it sucked for you...
funny yet disgusting
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Old 07-08-2004, 08:56 PM
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Not so much as someting I said, but something I did, and have done it a few times....

My gf was giving me head and I was all relaxed and just couldn't help myself but to let out a big ole fart....

That's happened a few times.... Instant mood killer for her....
That is the single funniest post I've seen on here since I joined the site. It is the only one that actually made laugh out loud.

So, in return... Here is something funny I found while searching for a completely different image! It's completely unrelated, but funny just the same.

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Old 07-08-2004, 09:02 PM
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That is the single funniest post I've seen on here since I joined the site. It is the only one that actually made laugh out loud.

So, in return... Here is something funny I found while searching for a completely different image! It's completely unrelated, but funny just the same.

The reason why that made me laugh is because the white guy looks so damn happy hahahaha
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