A day in the life of the hippest person in the world

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

how about this?

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ret/1750929094.html

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I'm fairly certain I could quit my job and get another one the same day, I have three other jobs in mind with the lowest paying one being 16$ an hour.

move out west

You're not kidding. Eeevryone I know has moved out there at some point. Even just for a summer, you make your tuition for the next year and get to live somewhere new for a few months. Doesn't sound half bad. Right now I have applied at a library and a nursing home where a girl got held at knife point by a resident today. At least work won't be boring.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by missmacabre

You're not kidding. Eeevryone I know has moved out there at some point. Even just for a summer, you make your tuition for the next year and get to live somewhere new for a few months. Doesn't sound half bad. Right now I have applied at a library and a nursing home where a girl got held at knife point by a resident today. At least work won't be boring.

makes me want to hold on to my job a little more... I made the lamest excuse today because my boss wanted to know why my phone sometimes rang 3 times then went to voice mail and other times it would ring twice or six times. I told him that it was my phone company, then he flat out just said "no it's cause you're picking up and hanging up on me" and I was like "no dude my iphone does that ever since the last update.. that sucks because I had nothing to do last night and wanted to work. why didn't you leave a voice mail?" "I left 2 messages!" "wow fuck I need to call rogers"

[ferretchucker]

Originally Posted by missmacabre

I like how only about 4 people get this thread so far.

I would like to point out I got it. Tell me you saw that?

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by endo

The only thing I can gather is that folks would rather hire an 18 year old than a 40 year old.

Sucky, yet true... Have you tried for Customer Service? Phone support? Tech support? It's not glamorous, but if you're determined, it's a good way to get your foot in a big company and then climb the corporate ladder... Both my boyfriend and I did it at Monster.com and I have a friend that did it with HP.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I know someone who makes 2000$ a week doing telemarketing

[Posher778]

I'm job hunting again for the summer, and Rory, trust me, it's not that easy to get a job around here. You basically have to know the business owner or a manager or you're screwed. Doesn't matter if you went to Harvard or invented oxygen, no inside buddies= no job.

[endo]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

how about this?

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ret/1750929094.html

I've responded to numerous ads from Craigslist. I either never got a response at all, or was hit with a ton of spam about signing up for a paid career finding site.
I still reply to the ones that seem legit, but still no responses.

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

Sucky, yet true... Have you tried for Customer Service? Phone support? Tech support? It's not glamorous, but if you're determined, it's a good way to get your foot in a big company and then climb the corporate ladder... Both my boyfriend and I did it at Monster.com and I have a friend that did it with HP.

I'll give that a shot. It can't hurt to try. I've tried everywhere else. I applied last week at a hole in the wall diner that I probably wouldn't eat in myself.
Called today to see if they had decided on anyone for the position and was told the job was already taken.

Really pulling my hair out at this point. The savings are about gone, and our car needs $800 worth of service shortly.
Already closed and cashed in my retirement account, which sucked because they hit me with the early withdrawal penalty. Somethings gotta happen soon.

[PlagueBearer]

I dont know which day im to review considering i`ve been up for almost 2 days..
But it doesnt really matter coz im sooo hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...
Im also unemployed - Lets toss a party at my place!
NO - Seriously - First thing i did when i got up, yesterday, was to plant my ass infront of the PC, check hotmail, check gmail, check facebook.
Called an ad for a boat that i want, agreed to buy the boat About 800$ :D .
Started to plan my summer, which is going to be sooo f`ing hip and cool and best and shit.. Went to the doctor. Talked shit with the doctor. Went home.
Played some ArmA 2. Got bored. Remembered that im the hippest guy on this planet, so its impossible for me to be boring or to get bored. Found my mary jane hiding in the tobacco pouch - Bad mary jane, very bad to hide there.
Consumed her. Ate. Found this boring site. Signed up on this boring site.
Transmuted into a un-hip dirty bastard. Found alot of lost pearls here. Tried to sleep. Got tired of pretending that i was tired. Got up. Played some BFBC 2. Realised that it was a new day. Sent a complaint to amzon regarding two posters that should have been here 1 month ago. But hey, i live in commie Norway, cant expect the world to take lightly on that.
Cleaned my kitchen ( in a cool fashioned way ), took a dump ( in a cool fashioned way i think.. ).
The rest of the hip hours went to read imperium by Ryszard Kapuscinski, and regularly check back on my hip facebook and HDC profile.
*Present time - I couldnt give a shait about beeing hip right now - Just wanna go to bed and dream about my new hipster boat..

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by PlagueBearer

I dont know which day im to review considering i`ve been up for almost 2 days..
But it doesnt really matter coz im sooo hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...
Im also unemployed - Lets toss a party at my place!
NO - Seriously - First thing i did when i got up, yesterday, was to plant my ass infront of the PC, check hotmail, check gmail, check facebook.
Called an ad for a boat that i want, agreed to buy the boat About 800$ :D .
Started to plan my summer, which is going to be sooo f`ing hip and cool and best and shit.. Went to the doctor. Talked shit with the doctor. Went home.
Played some ArmA 2. Got bored. Remembered that im the hippest guy on this planet, so its impossible for me to be boring or to get bored. Found my mary jane hiding in the tobacco pouch - Bad mary jane, very bad to hide there.
Consumed her. Ate. Found this boring site. Signed up on this boring site.
Transmuted into a un-hip dirty bastard. Found alot of lost pearls here. Tried to sleep. Got tired of pretending that i was tired. Got up. Played some BFBC 2. Realised that it was a new day. Sent a complaint to amzon regarding two posters that should have been here 1 month ago. But hey, i live in commie Norway, cant expect the world to take lightly on that.
Cleaned my kitchen ( in a cool fashioned way ), took a dump ( in a cool fashioned way i think.. ).
The rest of the hip hours went to read imperium by Ryszard Kapuscinski, and regularly check back on my hip facebook and HDC profile.
*Present time - I couldnt give a shait about beeing hip right now - Just wanna go to bed and dream about my new hipster boat..

that's the most un-hip day I've ever heard about.