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Old 02-15-2006, 11:59 AM
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men are not complicated......they are very simple creatuers.....who just so happen to make most women confused, because of all the sexual tension and what not.

MEN--like things simple.....they dont like too many questions....and most DONT enjoy deep thought. they like sports, beer, and boobs. (the typical man. some like poetry, wine, and quality time with loved ones.....but they're hard to find or gay)

MEN--are like puppies......as cute as they may be, you still have to take care of them......until they grow up and then......well i dont know....???

MEN--- use this complexity thing to the fullest. it, in a way, makes them sexier. and they know it. they know it drives women crazy when we cant figure out something about a guy and they dangle this over our heads constantly.

MEN--like a woman to play hard-to-get. it's their nature. they enjoi a good hunt. lol

I should write a book about the mystery of men. I'm like the dr. of love. i can get anyone the hook up with anyone. i rock!!

men are not complex. point blank.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:44 PM
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MEN--like a woman to play hard-to-get. it's their nature. they enjoi a good hunt. lol
Not me... I aint workin' for it.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:53 PM
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Not me... I aint workin' for it.
Me either.

Me: So, wanna go get some popcorn chicken?
Girl: *spouts some playing hard to get bullshit*
Me:...fuck you.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:57 PM
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men are not complicated......they are very simple creatuers.....who just so happen to make most women confused, because of all the sexual tension and what not.

MEN--like things simple.....they dont like too many questions....and most DONT enjoy deep thought. they like sports, beer, and boobs. (the typical man. some like poetry, wine, and quality time with loved ones.....but they're hard to find or gay)

MEN--are like puppies......as cute as they may be, you still have to take care of them......until they grow up and then......well i dont know....???

MEN--- use this complexity thing to the fullest. it, in a way, makes them sexier. and they know it. they know it drives women crazy when we cant figure out something about a guy and they dangle this over our heads constantly.

MEN--like a woman to play hard-to-get. it's their nature. they enjoi a good hunt. lol

I should write a book about the mystery of men. I'm like the dr. of love. i can get anyone the hook up with anyone. i rock!!

men are not complex. point blank.
well obviously you haven't come across new zealand men..
they are none of the above..
the men over here are worse than woman..(no offence elvis)
As for the sports ,beer and booby thing..
I have found that each man has his own personality and tastes...and nah..they aren't gay..
From expericence I have found that alot of the men i dated prior to my marriage
were ..(second thoughts..nevermind).:rolleyes:
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Old 02-15-2006, 04:40 PM
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Re: Life's Unanswered Questions

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What does a bunny have to do with the resurrection of Christ?
Nothing. Other than the fact that the christians wanted to stamp out the pagan festival that took place on the date. SO they incorporated some of the older traditions into their new holiday.
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:12 AM
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well obviously you haven't come across new zealand men..
they are none of the above..
the men over here are worse than woman..(no offence elvis)
As for the sports ,beer and booby thing..
I have found that each man has his own personality and tastes...and nah..they aren't gay..
From expericence I have found that alot of the men i dated prior to my marriage
were ..(second thoughts..nevermind).:rolleyes:

okay okay....
AMERICAN MEN.

but, man what i would give for some hott piece of new zealand ass............woah buddy, let me tell you.............;)
.........*starts to get a little hott*.............i mean...... ah-choo!??:o
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:50 AM
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I can't stand sports, beer tastes like shit, and I'm partial to certain other parts of the female anatomy.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:13 AM
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How big is STE's organ, really???
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Holding them close is kind of a must.
You'll need to be strong and not too proud,
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:17 PM
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The rabbit ..??
Well ..rumor has it that when they opened the tomb from whence jesus was supposed to be laying..
a rabbit came hopping out...
chocolate ...??
rumor has it that when the rabbit came hopping out of the tomb...the ppl who opened it ..shit themselves :D
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:34 PM
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I'm going to make a few changes. Now you can publish your book. lol






MEN--Some don't like sports, beer and I myself prefer other parts than boobs as The_STE said. And there are guys that like spending quality time with loved ones(like me), although I have yet to meet another one that would rather do that then spend time with his other male buddies.

MEN--I can't speak for all males, but some of us CAN take care of ourselves.

MEN--90% of The time hate it when women play "hard-to-get".
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