Life's Unanswered Questions
 

Ever think of a question that nobody has the answer to? Or it's a comical question, but still doesn't have an answer? Well, post them here, and you might just finally get an answer.

Here are mine:

If Jimmy crapped corn and nobody cares, then why is there a song about it?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

What does a bunny have to do with the resurrection of Christ?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

why does it not bother anyone that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Get it?

No.

if a baseball breaks a window does it cause the window PANE?

Why did the wrong two Beatles have to die first?

This was basically Gallagher's routine.

"Why is the word big so small, but the word little is twice as big!"

Blaugh.

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do stairs go up or down?

When people say, "I?m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Can mute people burp?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Oh okay, I get it. Question: Do you mean David Gallagher?