What is your DOOM?

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by she_died
I think this one takes the cake:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Yea your right, thats my new favorite

[Femme Fatale]

My death will be as follows...

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

[The_Return]

Used Vampenguin instead of my real name. Got this:

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by The_Return
Used Vampenguin instead of my real name. Got this:

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Do you smoke?

[Slipknot 666]

Getting impaled with a bayonet whist reanacting a Civil war. lmao!

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Haunted
That is really eerie considering that your boyfriend, a relative of sorts, is a cook. If he's not feeling well and cooking soup, if I were you, I'd stay the hell away from his soup and away from the kitchen all together.

Oh, a grow an eye in the back of your head.:D

He doesn't usually cook soup so its interesting that. I always good it, well like he helps me but yknow.. maybe I should get the ingrediants for him and let him do it from now on.

[Angelakillsluts]

While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. Damn clumbsy construction workers :(

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. Damn clumbsy construction workers :(

Thats a pretty good one, My girlfriend got...

While cleaning out a garbage disposal, your husband will incidentally turn it on, You will die from massive blood loss.

[insane78]

It told me that I will die peacefully in my sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning in my home.

[Thorns_demon]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

wahahaha that's somewhat impossible cause 1. I never haggle about a price, I always just take it and , 2. where I get the meat, there isn't a butcher maybe in the back but if I see someone running with a large beef tongue hehe I have what like 15 min to run away so, i'm a fast running, i'll be escaping my dead like final destination hehe