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Old 07-29-2005, 01:36 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
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Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:45 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:27 PM
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My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:58 PM
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My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.

did you tell him you were gonna fuck the shit right out of him ?
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Old 07-29-2005, 06:37 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.
LMFAO...true sexcapades and manhood wars....this is such an entertaining forum....:p
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:11 PM
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Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:12 PM
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Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p
YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:12 PM
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dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:14 PM
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dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit
I bet you love every minute. You probably can't get enough of her funky aroma ;)
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:16 PM
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YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)
hehe........you'll never really know will you my dear!? ;) :p :D At least you hope not :eek:
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