The truth shall set you free ;)
 

Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

This might sound really weird... but I love girls that fart... no, not all. But farting is always instant comedy.

LMAO. Yeah exactly. If two people love each other, they're not going to care if one of them farts. That's such a stupid thought for her to have.

But yeah...it's just hilarious...maybe if she lightened up and just let one slip it would bring them closer...and get a good laugh ;):p

Perhaps she wants her boyfriend to think she's pure for anal sex on their wedding night.
CK

That is strange behavior especially since they have had 3 years to get comfortable with one another.

What would she be afraid of?

Maybe it's some weird fear?

Is there any phobia of farting?

Yeah, I have NO idea...he seems like a pretty easy going guy to me...has a good sense of humor and all...I highly doubt he'd care. I guess she just has her own hang-ups. It's just not a secret that people fart,etc.

It kills me that she thinks she's "fooling" him ;)

Do you really believe that a girl who won't fart in front of her BF is going to have anal sex? ;):p

Maybe she doesn't want to ruin the illusion for him like this girl did:
http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/fart.jpg
:D
CK

my bf and i will fight to go to the bathroom. one time he pooed on my leg and tried to hide his dirty boxers under the sink

i dont fart simply cuz i cant control it that well. my cousin can fart, nothing ever big, but im even scared to fart a tiny one on the chance i may follow through

:(

OMG!!!!!! LMAO!:p