Why I think Jason VS. Michael would never work...

[The STE]

Originally posted by PREDATOR287
fREDDY IS NOT SERIOUS, THE BEST CHALLENGE WOULD AS iM THINKING COME FROM LEATHFACE, I MEAN THE GUY IS PURE EVIL, AND HE THINKS, BUT HE DOESNT TALK, HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WERE LEATHER FACE TALKS, ALTHOUGH HE JUST HIDES BEHIND HIS CHAINSAW, THE MOST EVIL VILLAN IN A MOVIE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE PREDATOR, PREDATOR WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, THE PREDATOR CAME FROM ANOTHER WORLD, AND STALKED HIS PREY. hE KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE, BESIDES THE TERMINATOR, HELL WHO COULD KILL THE TERMINATOR-GOVERNER OF WONDERLAND) tHE MOST SCAREYIEST MOVIE YOU WILL EVER SEE WOULD HAVE TO BE EITHER THE sHINING, THE EXORSIST, OR POLTERGIST. i THINK POLTERGIST TAKES IT ALL, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT cAROL ANN THAT FRIGHTENS PEOPLE, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT A TWIGHT ZONE IN POLTERGIST, SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF. iN POLTERGIST 3 ONE OF THE SCARIEST MOMENTS IN FILM HISTORY, IN MY OPINION, WAS WHEN THE DEVIL CAME AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHANTING" gOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE", GOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE, SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, COULDNT SLEEP FOR MONTHS.

You're fucking retarded

[tic]

regarding J vs M:

MM is clever ie he can drive a car without taking any lessons, he can read and knows geography - he found the school in H20 no bother at all, while jason doesn't have to - he can appear anywhere quicker than a speeding bullet and has an extensive knowledge of tools and gardening equipment, so if nothing else he does stand a better chance of a job if his other role becomes boring.

Jason wins hands down.

[Death By Jell-O]

Jason should just Go wipe out Michael Myer's Entire family....Beat him to the punch....Then they could both just hack and slash each other to no avail for the last hour of the movie, come back for a sequel and everyone's happy.....

[Heretic_Ideals]

Originally posted by PREDATOR287
fREDDY IS NOT SERIOUS, THE BEST CHALLENGE WOULD AS iM THINKING COME FROM LEATHFACE, I MEAN THE GUY IS PURE EVIL, AND HE THINKS, BUT HE DOESNT TALK, HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WERE LEATHER FACE TALKS, ALTHOUGH HE JUST HIDES BEHIND HIS CHAINSAW, THE MOST EVIL VILLAN IN A MOVIE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE PREDATOR, PREDATOR WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, THE PREDATOR CAME FROM ANOTHER WORLD, AND STALKED HIS PREY. hE KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE, BESIDES THE TERMINATOR, HELL WHO COULD KILL THE TERMINATOR-GOVERNER OF WONDERLAND) tHE MOST SCAREYIEST MOVIE YOU WILL EVER SEE WOULD HAVE TO BE EITHER THE sHINING, THE EXORSIST, OR POLTERGIST. i THINK POLTERGIST TAKES IT ALL, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT cAROL ANN THAT FRIGHTENS PEOPLE, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT A TWIGHT ZONE IN POLTERGIST, SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF. iN POLTERGIST 3 ONE OF THE SCARIEST MOMENTS IN FILM HISTORY, IN MY OPINION, WAS WHEN THE DEVIL CAME AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHANTING" gOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE", GOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE, SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, COULDNT SLEEP FOR MONTHS.

You are so completely random and make absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever so a word of advice SHUT THE FUCK UP.........DUMBASS!!

[_Leatha_Face_]

i think this guy says it alll


http://www.needleprick.com/images/horror/hor-chest.jpg

[Death By Jell-O]

That Dood is Hardcore......

[Cheeba V2.0]

If it ever happened, which it WON'T....

I know how at least the fight would start.

They'd be put in roughly the same location through some inprobable storyline (as always), they'd both be killing people,
they'd both run across eachother eventually, stand still having one motherfucker of a stare-out, and well...it's only a matter of time before one of them gets pissed off, thinking they're being immitated...

[Nemesis412]

Two minutes?? I know I came into this a little late but come one.

Jason just walks around walks into a room. Michael is alot more sneaky.


Look at it this way and how Myers would win.

They are both very strong and evil.

Jason is a little bigger.

Myers is smarter.

Since Jason isn't that much bigger and stronger and Myers is smarter, Myer would obviously win...

[The STE]

plus, it was more apparent that there was something more supernatural about Michael after the end of part 1. I mean, a gun shot wound I could understand, but Loomis UNLOADED his gun into Mikey, and he fell out of a two story window. Even surviving it would be a stretch, let alone getting up and killing a whole bunch more the same night. Then he got shot in the eyes and blown up, and came back the next movie (not counting part 3, bitches)

Jason, on the other hand, was a Big Strong Moron until part 6. He wasn't in part 1, he got a machete in the shoulder in part 2, and he got hanged (tough to survive from that height, but it's feasbile), and then axed on part of the head, and the mask took most of that. An axe to the head sounds like certain death, but he had the forementioned mask, which was a legit goalie mask, not a flimsy Johnny Brocks type. And, being a Big Strong Moron, his skull was probably thick and durable, so that combined with the mask could allow for a survival. And he didn't do much but stagger forth like Frankenstein's Monster between the hanging and the axing, and then he had from the end of part 3 to when he woke up in part 4 (probably a matter of hours, but who can really say) to rest up. Then he got a machete through the side of his head, slid down it, and got hacked up a bit more by one of the Frog brothers, so then he was dead. So he never really came back from the dead until part 6. Michael, on the other hand, came back from a fatal wounding on his first outing and had a whole movie's worth of killings RIGHT after it.

Plus, Michael never went to space

[urgeok]

you know .. if they did make this a movie I'd love to see them stop in the middle of a huge battle and break into a choreographed dance routine to KC and the Sunshine band.

'thats the way, uhuh uhuh I like it uhuh uhuh'

I'd pay to see that !