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Not so much as someting I said, but something I did, and have done it a few times....
My gf was giving me head and I was all relaxed and just couldn't help myself but to let out a big ole fart.... That's happened a few times.... Instant mood killer for her....
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kpro that is DISGUTSTING!!!
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and there goes my dinner :mad:
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HAHAHAHA what can I say....
Hell It's not like I could help it anyway, there's just something about a warm mouth that relaxes the body.... Ok well I'll shut up now:D
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Hey, it DOES happen. It really sucks, but it's unpreventable. When you're that relaxed, you don't even feel it coming most of the time.
Heh, I said "coming".
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Wow, so Mallrats was based on actual events.... ;)
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Hahahahaha. This thread is beautiful. I thought about Mallrats with the whole farting duing oral thing. That hasn't ever happened to me, but I would prabably puke if it did.
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