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Old 07-08-2004, 11:25 AM
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way into giving her some real lovin and having to say..

"oh...... I need a shit."
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:35 AM
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way into giving her some real lovin and having to say..

"oh...... I need a shit."
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:39 AM
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:07 PM
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Not so much as someting I said, but something I did, and have done it a few times....

My gf was giving me head and I was all relaxed and just couldn't help myself but to let out a big ole fart....

That's happened a few times.... Instant mood killer for her....
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:11 PM
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kpro that is DISGUTSTING!!!
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:11 PM
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and there goes my dinner :mad:
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:14 PM
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HAHAHAHA what can I say....

Hell It's not like I could help it anyway, there's just something about a warm mouth that relaxes the body....

Ok well I'll shut up now:D
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:15 PM
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Hey, it DOES happen. It really sucks, but it's unpreventable. When you're that relaxed, you don't even feel it coming most of the time.

Heh, I said "coming".
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:16 PM
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Wow, so Mallrats was based on actual events.... ;)
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:04 PM
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Hahahahaha. This thread is beautiful. I thought about Mallrats with the whole farting duing oral thing. That hasn't ever happened to me, but I would prabably puke if it did.
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