Things I want to force the elderly to do

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I mean when you're walking. I need a bazooka or something.

Can't say I get that a lot, probably cuz I'm a guy... but a bazooka would work. Or just pretend to get so startled that you pass out, that should make em feel a little guilty.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22
Because this isn't an African aids debate thread, I'm just gonna let this one go.



Maybe it'd just be easier to kill all the virgins. ...Or deflower them. That would solve the problem too.

The "I'm just going to let this go, but..." is my trick :mad:

Yes, let's kill every girl under 12 in Africa. That's a much better idea. Then every girl that is born ever, we'll have to kill them too. :rolleyes:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can't say I get that a lot, probably cuz I'm a guy... but a bazooka would work. Or just pretend to get so startled that you pass out, that should make em feel a little guilty.

Well, it's never followed by "Hey baby!" or anything so I don't know.

I should try the pass out trick though.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
The "I'm just going to let this go, but..." is my trick :mad:

Yes, let's kill every girl under 12 in Africa. That's a much better idea. Then every girl that is born ever, we'll have to kill them too. :rolleyes:

Okay, I was going to let it go, but I guess I need to explain something first...

Killing all the virgins was sarcasm. I place it exactly on par with how cool and brilliant your idea of killing all the males with aids is.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22

Killing all the virgins was sarcasm.

Oh god, it was? I was totally ready to pack my bags and go off killing virgins with you. Darn, now I have to find another way to fill up the next couple of months.

OK, let's drop it. I was only half-serious to begin with.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by bwind22
Half bald?

That's not a haircut dude, it's a fuckin' hairpiece! No need to shave his head, just whip it off and expose his baldness.

That is a bad hair piece.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
That is a bad hair piece.

Agreed. One of the worst I've seen.... But hey... He's Donald Fucking Trump. He can wear any kind of bad hairpiece he wants and still get his ass kissed all day long.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Donald Trump's hair is famous though. I like when Conan O'Brian tries to mimmick his hair. His impression of him is pretty funny. :p