Things I want to force the elderly to do
 

Sometimes I walk around and see people doing stuff that pisses me right off. For instance, I see someone in a left turn lane who really wants to go straight so he just fucks everything up for everybody. Or, I hate how my Japanese music teaching assistant can't pronounce "classical piece", so she keeps saying "crassicar piss".

So I wished, for one day I could just force people to do what I want. For instance, I'd have old people do this for an ENTIRE day.
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/oldpeoplepot.jpg

But if you could force people to do something for one day, what would it be?

Re: Things I want to force the elderly to do
 

Revoke there Driving privlages.

HMM having them roll me a joint wouldnt be too bad

I would have to say make them fight each other for measley prizes...

OR

Give me money all the time

Medicinal Weed is probably what's causing them to drive all crazy in the first place :)

I would want donald trump to fork over his money to me all day looooooooong. and then I would want him to get a fucking hair cut. I`d shave his head but then again i am sure he is half bald.

Re: Things I want to force the elderly to do
 

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

You really don't want to know.

:eek:

Half bald?

That's not a haircut dude, it's a fuckin' hairpiece! No need to shave his head, just whip it off and expose his baldness.

Don't do that to the Donald. :(

I'd force every male aids victim in Africa to kill themselves. Sorry guys.

I'd force Paris Hilton to kill her father. (and then eat him)

I'd force Christopher Walken and Arnold Swarzennegar to make that Speed Remake...

Damn, too many.