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Old 08-20-2005, 11:28 AM
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Last time something LIKE this happened to me I was at a friends party. She introduced me to this guy and his wife, ya know, I did the whole "Hi, nice to meet you" bullshit, and they said did the same...but the guy was lookin'a at me like I was crazy during this whole introduction, even though he himself didn't say anything more than "hi". SO, I went on my merry way, mingeled, talked, yadda, yadda, yadda. Almost the entire night went by with me talking to everyone, including having group conversations with this guy, before he said something totally that hit me...ONLY THEN did I realize this guy was my ex- boyfriend! We dated for a little while back in like 98 or so, and he was quite a bit older than I was, so he looked SO different. But once I really looked at him, and listened to him, I felt to stupid.
Yeah, he knew who I was the entire time, just didn't want to call me out as his "ex" in front of his wife. !BWAH! Now since then, I've seen them around town a few times, and he's always quick to wave me down and say hi to me...but his wife gives me the shittiest looks now. Sillyness.
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Old 08-20-2005, 11:39 AM
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To Itsalive: So how many coors did you have to drink before you hooked up with "the girl with the smashed face"? haha
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Old 08-20-2005, 11:51 AM
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To Itsalive: So how many coors did you have to drink before you hooked up with "the girl with the smashed face"? haha
You DOG you!:p

None, I walked away from her and went home alone... as is the tradition.:D
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Old 08-20-2005, 12:03 PM
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A good tradition I might add.
Yes...skeevy strangers at a bar=skeevy diseases down below!!!!:eek: ;) :p
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Old 08-20-2005, 12:03 PM
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A good tradition I might add.
Not as good as bringin' home a good lookin' girl, much better than bringin' home an "only a mother would love" girl.
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Old 08-20-2005, 04:12 PM
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This happened to me and my gf just about a week ago. Some guy passes us up starring her down then comes back taps her on the shoulder. We both turn around and he's just all giddy....''Hey, how ya doing?" She just starred him down......''It's Jack.....Terry's cousin'' So basically he's the cousin of an old friend she no longer associates with, how retarded is he. Anyway She says ''Oh right Terry's cousin(and just to be polite)....how's she doing?'' At this point we're expecting a ''she's good...nice seeing you'' and then he takes off but no he says ''She's ok, I've been cool myself...so what have you been up to?'' Movie starts in a couple minutes and it's on the other side of the mall so I look at him tap my watch and say ''Dude we gotta go''. He looks at me like he wants to slit my throat and walks off, what a f'n weirdo.
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:23 PM
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Nothing like that has ever happened to me. As a matter of fact, if anyone from my past ever approached me, I'd pull the Jennifer Grey manuver in Ferris Bueller's Day Off: that is, kick them in the face several times and run screaming.
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:44 PM
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I once farted in an elevator and when someboydy made that "Ugh" sound I just started laughing. I was laughing for like, 3 floors, so everybody knew it was me.
Hahaa I did that in the supermarket the other day.
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:10 PM
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No one ever remembers me....:( Which is kind of weird when I think of it.....I mean, I stand out. Maybe people are just too damn scared to say anything to me.:D
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:33 PM
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Now why in the world would that be? Couldnt it be that maybe you dont speak up? You know.......
"HEY, ITS ME!!!!!!!! JENNA!!!!!!!! REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WE MADE MM THINK SHE WAS BEING FOLLOWED BY AN OWL?"

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Dont ask me what I'm talking about. I have no clue, lol.:p
Oh, I KNOW what you're talking about...I remember that night all too well.....:p :D WALDO knows ALL ;)
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