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had sex with a girl in my dads green house one night, we got a sun lounger out from the shed and layed it out.... it just about fitted then before he got a new flower bench for his plants.
to this day, when ever I'm over there's and in the garden chatting, I'll always grin..... never have told him. 
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07-15-2004, 12:32 PM
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That actually reminds me of another one. I worked at Wendy's when i was 18. There was a girl there that i was freinds with . i was the burger flipper, and she worked drive through. Well there was this guy that was an ASSHOLE. He ended up making her cry. He ordered a chicken sandwich. So i volunteered to get the chicken, and on the way to puttingit on the bun, i gave it a big-ole sloppy lick. Never told anyone that.... And i haunts me whenever i go to a drive through, so i am VERY nice to the people. :)
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07-15-2004, 12:43 PM
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I used to work at this backwater party store that made subs. When someone would come in that I didn't like, I would stick my hand down my pants, careful not to get any hairs, and rub my hand all over everything down there to collect the stench and the sweat. Then, I would spit on my hand, and rub it all over the sub bun. One time, I even jizzed in someones sandwich. Good times, man.
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I'm going to start calling you "Brody". I honestly laughed out loud on that one, ege.
have you ever seen Braincandy? There is a part where one of Dave Foley's character is remembering his happiest moment, and in it, he is making some guy jerk off into his bosses coffee. Later, the boss is remembering HIS happiest moment (if youve seen it, this makes sense), and in it, he is remmebering having a cup of coffee, handed to him by Dave Foley.... :)
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07-15-2004, 01:23 PM
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::edit:: ummmm on second thought, never mind Last edited by Je Suis Phnomne; 07-15-2004 at 01:25 PM.
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07-15-2004, 01:39 PM
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Hey, I'm a kinky bastard. I jack off anywhere I can. Including public restrooms, driving down the road, pretty much any place where there's even a semblance of privacy.
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kinky? hmmmmm I was once told that the difference between kinky and sick was 1 uses the feather and the other uses the whole chicken..... I know KINK lol and that just doesnt sound like a feather activity lol
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07-15-2004, 02:01 PM
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lol you arent depressed you are FATIGUED, lay off the man to hand relationship a wee bit and catch you some z's lol
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I like to look at my sexy body in the mirror a whole bunch. And i like to try getting buff and i almost have a Devillock so i can be one of the Misfits for Halloween.
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