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Cleft pounder is patched up, and goes for a short walk into the jungle. A snake mistakes the monster peeking out of his shorts as a rival python, and strikes at him.
Cleft falls, sweating profusely (like Ron Jeremy, he ALWAYS sweats). He calls out "I may have been bitten by a snake! On my third leg, could someone, oh could someone come suck out the poison! Dr Proctor ignores his pleas. (not quite ready to explore that territory here....)
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Nor am I....
Having no other choice, Dr. Proctor runs and grabs Buffy so that she may suck out the poison. (Just how in-depth are we going to get with this thing here? We're approaching a point where this could get very vulgar, very quickly.)
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Buffy was glad to be in Proctor's arms, the size of Cleft's member scared her yet intrigued her. Proctor held her tight. She realized she was rubbing herself against him. The sexual energy in the room was making her hot....not to mention Proctor, who at this time was kissing Buffy's neck. His hands roaming her body with great precision. Knowing all the right places to go.
Buffy turned around and pushed Proctor onto a nearby sofa. She knealed on the floor in front of him and slowly took him into her mouth. She taunted and teased his member til he exploded. Cleft was watching the whole time but couldn't watch any longer. He had to have her. He got up and went to her. As he started kissing her he started tearing at her clothes. He pushed her backwards onto a bed. Buffy got a glimps of his shear size again. He saw the fear in her eyes. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle," he said as he pinned her down.
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I think I just had an accident... christ...
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Ah..crap!! Took too long with that one....now it doesn't fit into the story. Oh well...hope you like it anyway.
By the look of my post I would have to say..yes to the vulgar real fast thing. Sorry...I'm really getting into this!!
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I think keeping it to euphamisms is about as raunchy as i am comfortable with. it's supposed to be funny, not really all that exciting...
"Buffy" is pretty dirty... :) He lubed her up with some handy ky to avoid making any "Squeeking" sounds....
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I have to take a break from this thread ladies and gents. I'm at work, and I'm just too excitable for my own good right now.
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Awwwww! :(
I gotta get to bed anyways...got to get up early. But I will definatly be having some good dreams tonight!!;) Kay people....give me some good stuff to work with tomorrow!!
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