AN " ANYTHING GOES" DEDICATED HALLOWEEN THREAD

[Bloof]

How about that...

[Sculpt]

Originally Posted by Bloof

Rockets are called Smarties? Huh but there's also the chocolate candy covered Smarties too. The peanut butter taffy was ok, I didn't mind getting it. The candy Mike put up look like cough drops or Halls...yuk. My grandmother always had those ones in her purse.

Yep, Rockets are Smarties. Never heard of a chocolate covered candy called Smarties... kinda weird... you mean the name brand is Smarties? Show me a link to it.

You didn't mind getting peanut butter taffy candy cause you liked everything.

"The Mike candy"???? Is this it?


Never heard of those (Mike candy that look like couch drops). Actually, I love cough drops! Basically every kind... especially the cherry. I don't typically eat them often because I'm not sure if there's a health issue with consuming too much menthol... or eucalyptus...

[Roiffalo]

Originally Posted by Bloof

He called those candies "smarties" but I think he meant Rockets.

You silly, mounties. Like how you also refer to underwear as a 'gitch' (learned that from WolfCop, had to google it I was so clueless, lmao).

Originally Posted by Sculpt

I really like Candycorn. Like the taste and the consistency. I guess a lot of kids/people don't, but they'll sometimes mention the shape as a reason, which is a little strange.

WTF?!

I can eat a few at a time, but then they taste gross after like... 5 of them.

[Bloof]

And then there's NERDS!!!!!.

Another thing I love about October is the great weather

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by Bloof

Another thing I love about October is the great weather

Yesssss!!!!!!! Except, here, it's supposed to get in the 80s again for a few days. Fuck off, summer!!! You had your turn!!!!

[Dead Bad Things]

HF you droppin' Fbombs
I thought yous was a good girl

On the realside tho y'all can't fade my old skool fav...

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by Dead Bad Things

HF you droppin' Fbombs
I thought yous was a good girl

On the realside tho y'all can't fade my old skool fav...

Dat's cuz hot weather makes me cranky

[CircleOfSalt]

OH YAY this thread sounds awesome!

(Oh I was one of the weird kids that LOVED the peanut butter taffy. I knew that I was basically painting a target of ridicule on my chest for liking them, but I didn�t care. I actually would wad up a few unwrapped pieces to make a MEGA peanut butter taffy wad and then just work on chewing that up.)

I absolutely disliked things like Smarties and Sweet Tarts. To me, those candies are too similar to Tums or Mylanta tablets...NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. Gross. Necco wafers as well...they skeeved me out.

Also, sometimes the toys that were thrown in for fun were gross: the worst being those damn rubber WITCH FINGERS with the gnarled knuckles and the long red or black nails. I didn�t mind them so much as I hated the way they smelled. THey smelled AWFUL and made my candy smell awful in the process, lol. Plus you only ever got ONE, so it was kinda pointless lol...usually ended up just trading crap candy to one kid in the group and then he/she ended up with all the gross witch fingers lol

Oh and BUBBLE GUM. Nothing is worse than thinking you�re unwrapping a hunk of candy and then you take a bite and this horrible dusty chemical coating puff explodes in your mouth and suddenly its like chewing on hardened Pepto Bismol. Crappy bubble gum in a Halloween candy bag is sadistic.

As for the worst: marshmallows. Marshmallows, in my opinion, belong in hot chocolate, s�mores, Peeps, and freeze-dried form for Lucky Charms. Marshmallows, especially cheap bagged marshmallows, do not survive the brutal hell that a steady cascade of candy into a plastic bucket creates. As a matter of fact, they just get sticky and melted and become nothing but a binding agent for all of the rest of the awesome candy in your bucket. No matter how cute Halloween shaped marshmallows are, you better be keeping that blasphemous substance far away from young trick or treaters and their precious collection of confection.

[Bloof]

Originally Posted by Dead Bad Things

HF you droppin' Fbombs
I thought yous was a good girl

On the realside tho y'all can't fade my old skool fav...

Is this what you youth call "weed"?

Originally Posted by CircleOfSalt

OH YAY this thread sounds awesome!

(Oh I was one of the weird kids that LOVED the peanut butter taffy. I knew that I was basically painting a target of ridicule on my chest for liking them, but I didn�t care. I actually would wad up a few unwrapped pieces to make a MEGA peanut butter taffy wad and then just work on chewing that up.)

I absolutely disliked things like Smarties and Sweet Tarts. To me, those candies are too similar to Tums or Mylanta tablets...NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. Gross. Necco wafers as well...they skeeved me out.

Also, sometimes the toys that were thrown in for fun were gross: the worst being those damn rubber WITCH FINGERS with the gnarled knuckles and the long red or black nails. I didn�t mind them so much as I hated the way they smelled. THey smelled AWFUL and made my candy smell awful in the process, lol. Plus you only ever got ONE, so it was kinda pointless lol...usually ended up just trading crap candy to one kid in the group and then he/she ended up with all the gross witch fingers lol

Oh and BUBBLE GUM. Nothing is worse than thinking you�re unwrapping a hunk of candy and then you take a bite and this horrible dusty chemical coating puff explodes in your mouth and suddenly its like chewing on hardened Pepto Bismol. Crappy bubble gum in a Halloween candy bag is sadistic.

As for the worst: marshmallows. Marshmallows, in my opinion, belong in hot chocolate, s�mores, Peeps, and freeze-dried form for Lucky Charms. Marshmallows, especially cheap bagged marshmallows, do not survive the brutal hell that a steady cascade of candy into a plastic bucket creates. As a matter of fact, they just get sticky and melted and become nothing but a binding agent for all of the rest of the awesome candy in your bucket. No matter how cute Halloween shaped marshmallows are, you better be keeping that blasphemous substance far away from young trick or treaters and their precious collection of confection.

Anglewitch?

[fudgetusk]

Ahhhh, Halloween. Wearing a mask. Going from door to door. The smell of the burning turnip as the candle flutters.

Killing babysitters for no apparent reason.

Love it. :)