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Old 05-26-2008, 11:22 PM
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I can't believe you didn't close the deal.
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:15 AM
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:58 AM
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'it was nice talking to you'
That's where you tell her it'd be much nicer with your dick in her mouth.
Treat 'em mean, keeps 'em keen.
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:18 AM
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Welcome to the friendzone....

Have fun shoe shopping with her..
or screwing her cupboards back together when they break.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:40 AM
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That's where you tell her it'd be much nicer with your dick in her mouth.
Treat 'em mean, keeps 'em keen.
He has a point, for some reason most females are attracted to assholes.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:42 AM
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He has a point, for some reason most females are attracted to assholes.
that's actually mostly true. Not gonna lie.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:47 AM
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Take it for what it was. A solid, intimate conversation is a great way to spend an evening. If you enjoyed it, do it again.

Call her up and invite her to do something mildly physical with you... nothing like a little persiration to ge the pheramones flying - and I do mean a little, glistening is lovely - dripping isn't:D
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:48 AM
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There is nothing wrong with friendship as a jumpoff point. Too many people date people they barely even like as human beings. Of course, it might be fun having sex with someone you barely even like, but you could be having sex later with somebody you do like who you can actually do non sexual things with. Boyfriends screw in cabinets too. If they don't, they get screamed at. If you do, you get the girl thinking. There will be some near misses, but in the end, you sink the battleship, you get to play again and you're with somebody who you can actually stand. Everything another man can do that the last asshole someone dated can't is sexy.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:57 AM
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\but in the end, you sink the battleship, .

or at least - park the submarine
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Boys:rolleyes:

She's just not a slut.
Dumbasses.
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