My HDC Last Will And Testament

[the_real_linda]

who the frak says "ee-bah-gum"???? lol the strangness.....what you giving away then ferret?

[stubbornforgey]

I apologise if i have forgotten anyone..
there are still heaps of things to sort out btw.:o

[ferretchucker]

I ferretchucker of being of homicidal state of mind and a "Parents tell their kids not to stare" body dohereby bequeath that...

My account goes to Stubborn so she can let loose all her inside anger onto others and then they can blame my ghost.

My demonic ear rings, necklases and 10cm studded bracelet to Bloodrayne just for the sake of it.

The photo's I took of bloodrayne using the camera she gave me to Dave because he's just itching for them.

My family guy ultimate collection DVD's and cat to Spalalalalalalalalalalalalalala and so on...

My Great nan's recipe book (that she wrote) to Cheebs so he can use it to smash the TV after 400 hours of family guy.

My chopped off arse to disease so even when on holiday he can feel down under.

My plans to make the world the great empire of Ferretchucker to XtRaVa so he can avenge me.

My halloween complete collection including (cheaply made) short "Jason vs Michael" to Halloweenfreak.

My gothic statues to Trippin so when he looks at the wizards long hair he can imagine it on himself.

My statue of Wufongtan to wufongtan (by statue I mean the brown stuff I do in the toilet.)

And finally to BD I will give my "How to eliminate and dispose of maths, french, english, history, geography and science teachers." book (written by me and my friend woodsy).


All those without anything from me, tough titties I forgot so make yourself more known.

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

I just thought this might be fun...If you guys wanna do it, too, just start with "I, *put in your screen name*, being of *put in description of mental state* mind and *put in description of physical state* body, do hereby bequeath:"...Then go from there

Here's mine:


I, BloodRayne, being of deranged mind and well-used body, do hereby bequeath:

1) All of my foreign (Asian and Italian) Horror movies to Zwoti, although I bet he already has them all

2) All of my lesser known horror movies to Despare, because I really think he would like them

3) All of my classic horror movies to Crabapple

4) All of my well-known horror movies to Return, because he SERIOUSLY needs to catch up

5) My Herschell Gordon Lewis Movie Collection to Disease, because he needs to watch them

6) My Horror/Comedies to Stubborn because she likes a good laugh

7) All of my books (over 2,000 and ALL horror) to Roderick Usher

8) All of my video games (all horror-related) to _V_ because we seem to like many of the same ones

9) My Teddy Scares (This one is my favorite, he sits on my dresser and watches me sleep, his eyes glow in the dark: http://www.teddyscares.com/bear_bios/bios_4.html ) to Vodstok, for Lilly

10) My boots, clothes and 'accessories' (belts and things with chains, silver studs, spikes, crosses and a few skulls) to HammerFan, because I KNOW she'd wear them wonderfully

11) My awesome magazine that I got from Crabapple, will be buried WITH me :p

12) My furniture to Flayed because we have similar tastes

13) My body to Dude Guadalupe, to do with as he wishes until he decides to bury it

14) My sports memorabilia to Austin...Oh wait, there ISN'T any...I HATE sports :p...But, I love Austin

15) My 'Crimes And Punishment' Encyclopedic Book Set (EVERY killer is in there with indepth details of their sick crimes...DeSade is in there, Vlad the Impaler, Jack The Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Gacy, Gein, Atilla The Hun, I'm SERIOUS, everyone up to the year 2000, the Jon Benet case is in there with all the details, too) to Murder Doll, she'd get a kick out of it

16) My bananas to Zero

17) My Astrology books to Haunted, because she can use them

18) All of my candles to AngelaKillSluts (if she ever gets her ass back in here)

19) All of my music to Elvis, although he'd probably hate a lot of it :p

20) All of my American foods, spices, cookware and cutlery to Cheeba, because he'd have a blast creating things with it

21) My bed to Spal, because it's still pretty sturdy and she may need frequent replacements :D

22) My original paintings (done by Myke Amend) to Bwind

23) My house to VampClown, because he SERIOUSLY needs to relocate

24) My wall-mounted dungeon torch holders, metal candle lanterns, candleholders, etcetera to Miss Olivia

25) My telescope to Newb, so he doesn't have to hang around outside of windows...lol

26 ) My swords, tools and everything else (I don't have much, I'm a minimalist) to Austin, because I don't have any sports memorabilia

I wouldn't have a clue what to leave Posher, so he could just pick something

Your turn

Your daughter.



haha just kidding :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by Posher778

Your daughter.



haha just kidding :p

lol, that was a good one...She's 18 now so she's no longer technically 'mine'...But, she IS newly available ;)

[ferretchucker]

*puts on deep voice and gets on stilts whilst wearing trench coat*

Im eighteen Spawn of Bloodrayne

[The_Return]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

I ferretchucker of being of homicidal state of mind and a "Parents tell their kids not to stare" body dohereby bequeath that...

My account goes to Stubborn so she can let loose all her inside anger onto others and then they can blame my ghost.

My demonic ear rings, necklases and 10cm studded bracelet to Bloodrayne just for the sake of it.

The photo's I took of bloodrayne using the camera she gave me to Dave because he's just itching for them.

My family guy ultimate collection DVD's and cat to Spalalalalalalalalalalalalalala and so on...

My Great nan's recipe book (that she wrote) to Cheebs so he can use it to smash the TV after 400 hours of family guy.

My chopped off arse to disease so even when on holiday he can feel down under.

My plans to make the world the great empire of Ferretchucker to XtRaVa so he can avenge me.

My halloween complete collection including (cheaply made) short "Jason vs Michael" to Halloweenfreak.

My gothic statues to Trippin so when he looks at the wizards long hair he can imagine it on himself.

My statue of Wufongtan to wufongtan (by statue I mean the brown stuff I do in the toilet.)

And finally to BD I will give my "How to eliminate and dispose of maths, french, english, history, geography and science teachers." book (written by me and my friend woodsy).


All those without anything from me, tough titties I forgot so make yourself more known.

12 thousand posts "known" enough for ya?:mad:

(Ok, so Ive never really talked to you and couldnt care less.....)

Good thread though...I'll put some thought into this:)

[ferretchucker]

and my mini fridge to return to keep him quiet.

[The_Return]

Whoooo a mini-fridge:D

To Roderick Usher, I leave my copy of Dark Heritage, because I know just how much he loves it. He can also have Vidocq because he couldn’t get find a copy of it.

To Alky, the remainder of my DVDs, as well as my “Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?” VHS tape along with my VCR, so he can watch it. (Note: Any DVDs that Alky already has must be sent to Posher)

To Geddy, my Ipod and CDs, as we seem to have similar tastes.

To Phalanx/Cheeba, enough money to enroll in anger management courses.

To Mothman, my copy of Evil Dead: Regeneration for PS2.

To Stubborn, enough money to enroll in “Typing for Beginners”

To Haunted, all the souvenirs I bought on my vacation to Salem, Mass.

To Ferretchucker, my little stuffed ferret.

I cant think of anything good for the rest of you, so you can fight over my money and the rest of my stuff :p

[hammerfan]

Hmm, Rayne, I might have to get some of those things and take a pic just for you!

I, hammerfan, being of forgetful mind and used up body do hereby bequeath the following:

To BloodRayne, all of my renaissance faire gear because I think she'd look great in them

To Haunted, my Wicca books, tarot cards, and my beloved Lucy because I know she'd take good care of her for me

To urgeok, my boobs, because he seems to be fascinated with them

To Return, all of my classic horror movies

To Vodstok, all of my horror related books

To stubbornforgey, my complete collection of Edgar Allan Poe, just because


My forgetful brain is forgetting people, I know. I'll add to this later.