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The World Series encompasses the US, and i think 2(?) canadian teams... Goes to show you how egocentric our contry is. Mr. Douche is classic Urge :) Mr. Kiddy Ride. Kids just can't seem to get away from him. Leave your kids alone for a while with Mr. Kiddy Ride, and they will cry when you come to get them. "Worst Marketing Strategy, EVER"
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we had a "mr Gas" gas station back in my hometown ..
that name always made me laugh. |
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Why is that weird? Mr. Car can't run without it.... What about Betty Crocker Potato Buds? I've looked through the box a million times, and there's not a single damn bud in it.... Or Pennzoil, with the Liberty Bell on the logo.....what possible use would Penn have for MOTOR oil? Or toilet paper? Shouldn't it really be called ASS paper? You don't use it to clean the TOILET, do you?
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One of the oddest and funniest was when cheeba found that box of hot pork faggots....
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i have always thought oreo was a weird name.
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http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?id=psycho_butthead Look at your creation,Under constant sedation.Cut and made to bleed,Off my wounds you continue to feed.You tell me your sorry with those lying eyes,Then pull out a knife which is no surprise.Teasing the blade accross my throat,Slowly sliding me out of my coat. Blood slowly runs down my chest,Mezmerized by my pale skin yet you look impressed. You raise the knife above my chest,Wispering words to my heart of theft.Welcome to the my world,The blade of that knife is the last thing my heart held. |
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cheese whiz?
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beans means heinz
now thats one silly name..
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Beef Jerky.
Everytime I opened the packet I half-expect it to jerk around. :confused: :D ![]()
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i thought it was something lonely chinese cowboys did.. |
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