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Old 09-25-2006, 08:59 AM
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Not in bondage. :p

American Football....You carry the ball 90% of the time. The only time your foot touches it is at kickoff...
As has been noted before several times:
The World Series encompasses the US, and i think 2(?) canadian teams... Goes to show you how egocentric our contry is.


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Old 09-25-2006, 09:12 AM
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we had a "mr Gas" gas station back in my hometown ..

that name always made me laugh.
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Old 09-25-2006, 10:35 AM
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we had a "mr Gas" gas station back in my hometown ..

that name always made me laugh.

Why is that weird? Mr. Car can't run without it....

What about Betty Crocker Potato Buds? I've looked through the box a million times, and there's not a single damn bud in it....

Or Pennzoil, with the Liberty Bell on the logo.....what possible use would Penn have for MOTOR oil?

Or toilet paper? Shouldn't it really be called ASS paper? You don't use it to clean the TOILET, do you?
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Old 09-25-2006, 01:00 PM
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One of the oddest and funniest was when cheeba found that box of hot pork faggots....
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Old 09-25-2006, 02:01 PM
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i have always thought oreo was a weird name.
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Blood slowly runs down my chest,Mezmerized by my pale skin yet you look impressed.
You raise the knife above my chest,Wispering words to my heart of theft.Welcome to the my world,The blade of that knife is the last thing my heart held.
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Old 09-25-2006, 02:29 PM
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We need something to masturbate to, often in time to the knife incisions. The "money shot" - such as final decapitation, extreme blood spurting etc - often coincides with orgasm.
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Old 09-25-2006, 02:41 PM
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beans means heinz
now thats one silly name..
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:42 AM
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Beef Jerky.

Everytime I opened the packet I half-expect it to jerk around. :confused:


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Old 09-26-2006, 07:43 AM
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Beef Jerky.

Everytime I opened the packet I half-expect it to jerk around. :confused:


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i thought it was something lonely chinese cowboys did..
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