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04-07-2006, 11:24 AM
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After passing out harem assignments, I'll need a job.
Qualifications: A not quite so wicked Witch- excellent Writer- excellent (if I do say so myself:o ) Singing- pretty good, would be better if I didn't smoke Annoying- Superior I could be the official pirate (a la Sir Francis Drake) but since we're not making this a big deal, all I'd have to do is dress like a female swashbuckler, get a parrot, get a cutless, got the boots, wear a tricorn hat, and sit around saying things like "aarrh" and "aye matey!" and maybe every now again sing something from The Curse of Monkey Island. Quote:
So, I guess that means I won't have time to be a pirate, unless it's one of those kinky games.;)
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Yeah, well, watch your butts, because if I were to declare myself Empress of Canada, then you'd be in trouble seeing as how I'm in S's harem and thereby employed/owned by him and his giant schlong.
I could just say: I hereby declare myself Empress of Canada. Now, we shall remove all good hockey players from Montreal, make sure Celine Dion is home, wall up Quebec, and flood it with sewage water from France.
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And as for Canada, Toronto shall remain unscathed, everything else is fair game. Except for Newfoundland. Mostly because it's hard to mess up Newfoundland anymore than it already is.
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Bugging people: Calling the queen of England at 3 in the morning and asking to borrow a purple hat.
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My ear is asking for an important place in your embassy. May I be so humble as to ask for some job where I too could BUG THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE???????
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Hey, that's cool, Rayne. When I'm not seeing to S's every pleasurable whim, I could follow you around taking memo's, and whenever you tell somone to "shove it" or "blow it out their" I could pop up over your shoulder and shout, "Yeah!"
Hey S, does this mean I can sit at your feet wearing some gauzy deep purple....yeeerrr okay, I'm gonna stop. Frickin' quitting smoking aide gum is not ridding me of my craving damnit! I mean, I still want to be HBIC of the harem, but if I sound a little weird over this next week, chalk it up to me trying to quit smoking. Wish me luck.
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