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Old 03-06-2006, 05:15 PM
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AKS, I suggest pouring some water in any open holes. If something's burning, that water'll put it out.

EDIT: And now that I read what everyone said AFTER my post.... I just seem like an idiot.
LMAO...But the double entendre is PERFECT...Priceless..
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Old 03-06-2006, 05:16 PM
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LMAO...But the double entendre is PERFECT...Priceless..
My best jokes are the ones I don't mean to make.
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Old 03-06-2006, 05:19 PM
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My computer smells like burning... what? You never finished (and I hate cliffhangers).

Anyway, you could just use this...




And it tells you what to do, step by step. :D :p
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:02 PM
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Umm...I think there are creams for that...Or maybe some ice water might help?




:D
bwahahaha :o

It's something to do with the furnace or something, a guy is coming to check it out tomorrow... the furnace
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:07 PM
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I hope there's not a cat in your furnace.
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:09 PM
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I hope there's not a cat in your furnace.
or a dog...I dont like kitties
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:34 AM
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:48 AM
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What happened to the double entendres? Now that Angela has figured out her problem, bring them back!
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:50 AM
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What happened to the double entendres? Now that Angela has figured out her problem, bring them back!
Girl's got her pussy in a furnace... poor cat.
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