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"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."
Blood loss huh? well I guess at least before too long, I'd become numb and delerious....not a bad way to go out. Since fireworks are illegal to use without a pyrotechnics liscence here, I guess I'd better start working on my contacts.
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12-30-2005, 07:49 PM
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This is mine:
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours. LMAO
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12-30-2005, 09:29 PM
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
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12-30-2005, 09:39 PM
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Whatever The Fuck Ever
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
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12-31-2005, 08:46 AM
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These are hilarious!
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest
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12-31-2005, 10:38 AM
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In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. :p
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12-31-2005, 01:28 PM
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I think you'd have to be trying really hard to get shot by the mafia. Aren't they pretty much defunct?
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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12-31-2005, 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Same
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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