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this one time, i took 20 aspirin (just um cuz). I think thats.... 200 mg each.
ANyway, i peed for like 5 minutes! i thought it would never end.....
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Re: I keep meaning to tell you guys ....
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last time i went to the zoo was with my girlfriend..
and my mom was spying on use and she got bit by a rabid monkey... she's in the basement right now.
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had a trip to the zoo a long time ago, was happy feeding the chimps some banannas, when some sqwarking little shithead, was making a racket in the cage.... the fucking rat-monkey bit my hand.
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The only interesting zoo story I have is the time I was in the reptile house and a guy was doing.....well I guess you could call it a show....he was talking different snakes out of their tanks and giving interesting facts about them. Well he got to the cobra and about half way through he dropped it and that placed cleared out faster than Hiroshima.
myself and 3 other guys stayed because I guess we were the only ones paying attention when the guy said all the dangerous snakes are doped up before the show, we did back peddle a bit though dope or no dope a fucking cobra got loose....he didn't try to strike or anything he only got a couple of inches before the guy grabbed him.
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Ahhh, urge...you are the bestest!
I mean, the story is one thing...but the title of thread is what busts me up. It's like you've just been struggling for weeks to figure out when the best time is to spring a pissing giraffe story on us. That's great. Also, on the same topic, me, my ex and my parents went to the Philly zoo a few years ago...and easily the main event was a male giraffe trying to fuck one of the females with his big ol CACK! She didn't want any part of it...but all of us spectators were rooting him on and the flashbulbs were a poppin' My dad to this day still asks me if I have the "Giraffe cock picture."
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I used to work at the Brookfield Zoo back in Illinois, and all the employees at the exhibit (Dolphin House) I was at ate lunch at Monkey Island.
All the monkeys did was sit in a circle and beat off. And in MY business, we call that a "circle jerk".
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