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urgeok 07-19-2005 11:35 AM

I keep meaning to tell you guys ....
 
we were at the zoo a couple of weeks ago (i went with my son's daycare) and we stared in amazement as a giraffe too a 5 minute pee.

people gathered to watch after we were already there about 2 minutes - and the thing just kept on going.

Leslie Neilson eat your heart out...

bfs8 07-19-2005 11:39 AM

the last time I went to the zoo...I watched as a male meritor chased the female around their pen trying to pin her down to mate with her....I was cheering the lil' fella on...and all the kids were standing around trying to figure out why all the adults were laughing....it was great!

newb 07-19-2005 11:54 AM

Thanks for sharing that lovely story urge.

Have you ever thought about writing kids books.

urgeok 07-19-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Thanks for sharing that lovely story urge.

Have you ever thought about writing kids books.


The Peeing Giraffe and Other Stories.
by Urgeok



i think it has a nice ring to it !

Angra 07-19-2005 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Thanks for sharing that lovely story urge.

Have you ever thought about writing kids books.


I got a title!

"Story Of The Little Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Had Taken A 5 Minutes Piss On Its Head".

newb 07-19-2005 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
The Peeing Giraffe and Other Stories.
by Urgeok



i think it has a nice ring to it !

I'd read it.....ironically enough, this is where i do most of my reading.

http://www.ajunglestore.com/images/g...toiletseat.JPG

Steve_Hutchison 07-19-2005 12:23 PM

Re: I keep meaning to tell you guys ....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
Leslie Neilson eat your heart out...
Leslie Neilson is better than you.

Marroe 07-19-2005 12:39 PM

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we stared in amazement as a giraffe too a 5 minute pee.
pfft...I do that every morning

urgeok 07-19-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
pfft...I do that every morning

yeah, but from 6 feet off the ground ? :D

Marroe 07-19-2005 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
yeah, but from 6 feet off the ground ? :D
Nah, that would splatter.


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