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Ha! thats funny....
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I'll try some necromancy in a local graveyard...just give me your address....bwahahahahahaha!!!
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fuck. i had a dream of dawn of the dead this morning. or was it day of the dead, whatever
anyway. something had happened, apocalypse or whatever. i was in this hotel and the only person i knew was my friend with the huge wiener. no kidding, its fuckin massive. its massive in real life and it was massive in my dreamt oo, i think im gonna call him anyway. it wasnt only running awya from the zombies, but we were all figh ting with each other. ya know, cuz i dont waan help u i got to take care of myself dont take my food etc etc. we were in some truck and there was a truck of midget zombies coming up. theyd jump onto our truck and we've hafto smash their faces in. one of the bigger, older, haggy bitches bit my hand. that sucked so i was in this room with my cousin and we wre writing peace notes, trying to get allt he humans together. and then i went to the washing machine and started scrubbing period bood out of all my clothes. i think cuz barbra sent me this thing about period blood. anyway.. yeh. tripped me out :(. especialyl since u postd this...
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I once dreamt me and my roommate were catburglars and we broke into a museum and released all these zombies, causing the apocalypse. I was bummed.
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05-24-2005, 02:56 PM
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