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10-22-2004, 12:22 PM
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or having that guy from Friends shoot him in the heart with a shotgun at point blank range
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10-22-2004, 12:26 PM
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10-22-2004, 12:27 PM
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or OD him on tranquilizer or have an elderly gentlemen hit him with a 2x4 while he's trapped in a net
I mean, he's just some guy, any of these things would work. But instead they just try to kill him with candy clowns and marshmallow pies :rolleyes:
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10-22-2004, 12:32 PM
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Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop...Pajama time Come here little kiddies,On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And i don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation Aah aah aah aah aah no worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys what else could i possibly do to make noise I'd an touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Micheal That's just a metaphor, I'm just physco I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good god, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like teepee from my bum hole and it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it Give a little poot poot, it's ok (Fart Sound) Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah It's Friday and it's my day Used to party all the way to sunday Maybe till monday, i dunno what day Everday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, let my hair blow I dunno where i'm goin' All I know is when i get there Someones gonna touch my body Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there What's your name girl What's your sign Dr Dre: Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah beer googles blind I'm just trying to unwind Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and i don't know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming Aah aah aah aah aah Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said save it Boy we caught you on tape Yelling at an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down it's real intense no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves A step back to reality Look it's B.Rabbit You signed me up to battle I'm a grown man Duba duba duba duba duba duba I don't have any lines to go right here so Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what? Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what? Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin it's the season Just go aah aah aah aah so appeasing Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah Mmmmm touch my body Mmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body
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10-22-2004, 12:45 PM
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so...is Eminem gay now?
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