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Nyder, meet Babygirl20 , BG, meet Nyder. Use a rubber, can't have that babybatter makin in down the slip and slide
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you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell.
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Yes, but you guys have it easy. You were socialised into dating at an early age. You know about all of the subtle social cues that are necessary in order to attract the opposite sex. I know nothing of this and now it seems a very daunting task to learn. Nevertheless I guess it is still possible to be an involuntary celibate and be able to live a relatively happy life.
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Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.
There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.
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fuck dude, you sound pretty pathetic. Either lower your standards like whoa for someone more pathetic than you, or shape up. Learn to love yourself and all that jazz.
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05-14-2005, 10:39 AM
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Meet a girl you want, slap her in the face with your penis and moonwalk out of the room.
She won't be able to resist you.
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