Damn...This is SOOO weird...

[urgeok]

'grunt' ... nice hahahaha

[MrShape]

Apparently, they liked the burning sensation. I can't imagine anyone deliberately wanting their asshole to burn, but then people think Paris Hilton is sexy . . . so anything's possible.

[FreddyC.Krueger]

Horror.com being over-populated with saints preaching upon how Horror is a horrible thing to watch and how we should all watch the 700 Club.

[filmmaker2]

Hollywood could make a decent movie.

[wufong]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...What if you 'dress up like Brandon Lee' because you HONESTLY believe that part of his spirit resides within you?...Heh....Now THAT'S weird ;)

Like this...

mmmm seems more like he is possed by the crow, than by brandon lee. i mean if he was possed by brandon lee. why is he dressed up as the crow? lee didn't get around like that all the time.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by wufong
mmmm seems more like he is possed by the crow, than by brandon lee. i mean if he was possed by brandon lee. why is he dressed up as the crow? lee didn't get around like that all the time.

or ever

[BoneSaw]

how come when you get raped, you visit the rapist (therapist)?

i know a guy who is single, but wants to get married. thats wierd enough, but on top of that he decided he wants to find what type of woman he wants to marry so when he goes to walmart and sees a woman he is attracted to, he will walk like 3 feet behind her and off to the side just to see what it would be like to shop with her.

someone was talking about humping a hole in a mattress, but when we were younger, this same guy was young, he was moving. so i went to help him move, and i started to take stuff out from under his bed. he freaked out and told me not to worry about that stuff. so when he walked out of the room, i looked under his bed. he had a body pillow with a silky nighty on it (it was his sisters), and it had a hole cut in it where the love muffin would be. i laughed so hard that his whole family came running into the room. but i shoved it under his bed before anyone saw it. but i gave him hell for years.

[urgeok]

i'm gonna have nightmares about that one

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by urgeok
no, i'd say old age is an excellent excuse NOT to be obscene.

i mean sure its creative writing ...but i can think of other more creative things i could write about other than some old gal shoving a bar of irish spring up her chute.

LMAO!!! :D

[tachii]

Originally posted by BoneSaw
how come when you get raped, you visit the rapist (therapist)?

i know a guy who is single, but wants to get married. thats wierd enough, but on top of that he decided he wants to find what type of woman he wants to marry so when he goes to walmart and sees a woman he is attracted to, he will walk like 3 feet behind her and off to the side just to see what it would be like to shop with her.

someone was talking about humping a hole in a mattress, but when we were younger, this same guy was young, he was moving. so i went to help him move, and i started to take stuff out from under his bed. he freaked out and told me not to worry about that stuff. so when he walked out of the room, i looked under his bed. he had a body pillow with a silky nighty on it (it was his sisters), and it had a hole cut in it where the love muffin would be. i laughed so hard that his whole family came running into the room. but i shoved it under his bed before anyone saw it. but i gave him hell for years.

hmmm, this is actually kinda funny weird