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Old 05-01-2005, 01:03 PM
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I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you.
If a girl likes you BECAUSE you have "a good paying job and a fast fancy car"....You need a different girl....
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:37 PM
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GOODLORD! that sounds good to me. *dreamy* *sigh*









that bag of money of course
LMAO!!!! :D gets 'em everytime!!!!!!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:40 PM
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Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)
My kinda gal :p ;) :D
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So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.
if it's sloppy...runs down the leg, catch it in the sock.
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:41 PM
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So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.
LMFAO!!!! Miss J you're killing me!!! :D
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what if it's raining and a guy wants to drive you somewhere for the evening?
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Old 05-02-2005, 01:22 AM
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Wear a wedding ring. Don't get the concept, but women love guys who commit and they love a challenge. Of course, then you will have to fake your divorce to continue the relationship, but you can always use the imaginary wife as an excuse to hang out with your buddies.

Seriosly, you can try learning how to tend bar. It will help you get over being shy. Women have to talk you to get their drink. If they are ordering for themselves, there is a good chance they are alone, most of them flirt to try and get a free drink, if they are still flirting after you make them pay a few times it's just because they like you. Occasionally you even get to play hero and throw out some pushy guy who may be bothering them. Hey, it's your job.

It takes about a day to learn the basics and a few weeks to memorize the basic drinks. You should be able to find some pretty lucrative part time bar tending gigs in CA.

I haven't done it in years, but if I wouldn't want to be single without it.
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Old 05-02-2005, 01:43 AM
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hey, just save your money :

http://www.mailorderbrides.com/
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:30 AM
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hey, just save your money :

http://www.mailorderbrides.com/
rofl... they have a forum that says 'COMING SOON!" :D me is gona join up for a laugh and play up.
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:38 AM
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Hmm. A wedding ring, a car, money, being likable... That is an awful lot of effort.

Well back to the drawing board. :p
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