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Old 08-05-2012, 11:02 AM
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^ Nice one, cheebs.



A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!"
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Old 08-06-2012, 02:46 AM
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Old 08-06-2012, 04:09 AM
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ROFL! Love it!
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:21 AM
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Great stuff, V! Loved them all, keep them coming:D
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:39 AM
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:40 AM
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ROFL! The fourth one is me!
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That's Lucy! Cherokee, on the other hand, LOVES to have her belly rubbed.
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:56 AM
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I don't know how to do the thing where the actual video is shown and not just the link, sorry.

http://youtu.be/wf_IIbT8HGk
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Old 08-06-2012, 07:02 AM
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I don't know how to do the thing where the actual video is shown and not just the link, sorry.

http://youtu.be/wf_IIbT8HGk
AAAAW kitties!!!
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