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Old 07-15-2011, 06:08 AM
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I hope you brought cookies with you....

Nevermind we got twinkies now. :cool:

Yes to the twinkies!
I *always* bring cookies.....and brownies!
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Old 07-15-2011, 07:22 AM
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You've never had a Twinkie, have you?

I vote yes. Twinkies NEVER decay.
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Old 07-15-2011, 08:03 AM
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"Let's see what all you got, folks. Dump anything useful you got before you, slowly, and no tricks," The Villain sneers at the other two, revealing two gold-filled teeth at the front.


You wanna see what we got? I got a croquet mallet that wants to meet your skull. Come get it bitch.

*discards cigar, brandishes mallet.*

Lets fuck him up HZack.
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Old 07-15-2011, 08:03 AM
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Old 07-15-2011, 08:56 AM
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I vote yes, but I personally don't intend to use them. Apocalypse or not - I intend to stay in shape...

Sorry, Miss, but YAY HAMMER!
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Old 07-15-2011, 09:01 AM
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I vote yes, but I personally don't intend to use them. Apocalypse or not - I intend to stay in shape...

Sorry, Miss, but YAY HAMMER!
Can't stay in shape if you're starving.
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Old 07-15-2011, 09:15 AM
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Old 07-15-2011, 09:17 AM
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"Let's see what all you got, folks. Dump anything useful you got before you, slowly, and no tricks," The Villain sneers at the other two, revealing two gold-filled teeth at the front.


You wanna see what we got? I got a croquet mallet that wants to meet your skull. Come get it bitch.

*discards cigar, brandishes mallet.*

Lets fuck him up HZack.
Lets see how those two gold teeth look dangling from my rearview mirror.
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Old 07-15-2011, 10:59 AM
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"Let's see what all you got, folks. Dump anything useful you got before you, slowly, and no tricks," The Villain sneers at the other two, revealing two gold-filled teeth at the front.


You wanna see what we got? I got a croquet mallet that wants to meet your skull. Come get it bitch.

*discards cigar, brandishes mallet.*

Lets fuck him up HZack.
Hell yeah, take that Cheeba!

Bring it on guys!
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:21 PM
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But, according to the Ghostbusters, Twinkies have a shelf life of over 1,000 years! :D
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You've never had a Twinkie, have you?

I vote yes. Twinkies NEVER decay.
It is a baked product, and like all baked products, it has a limited life, although it spoils a bit slower than others.


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Shelf life

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have an infinite shelf life or can last unspoiled for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. This urban legend is false, as Twinkies can last a relatively long time (25 days or more) because they are made without unstabilized dairy products or eggs and thus spoil slower than most bakery items.
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The cakes' sturdiness and longevity have led to the myth, say Hostess officials, that Twinkies have a shelf life measured in years, even decades. Roger Bennatti, a science teacher at George Stevens Academy in Blue Hill, Maine, kept one perched atop his chalkboard for 30 years. "It's rather brittle, but if you dusted it off, it's probably still edible," he told the Associated Press when he retired last year.

In reality, Twinkies' shelf life is more like 25 days, says Theresa Cogswell, who calls herself the Twinkie guru and is vice president for research and development at Interstate Bakeries Corp., the parent company of Hostess. She admits she got a good laugh out of the 30-year-old Twinkie story but says she wouldn't want to eat one quite that old. "You can eat older Twinkies, but they're just not as good as when they're fresh. Then they're awesome."

Still, a 25-day shelf life is pretty long. That's because Twinkies contain no dairy-based ingredients that could quickly go bad. Twinkies are basically flour, sugar (three kinds of it), oil, eggs and chemicals (mainly preservatives and stabilizers). They're 150 calories each, about a third of that from fat.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2005Apr12.html



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