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I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
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Your arm shoots grenades? How do you use a keyboard?
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#53
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Mmmm....Did you make this M&M cookie?
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#54
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Unfortunately, no - Company cafeteria fare. But it wasn't bad for something pre-packaged.
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So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Sistinas has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end.
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#56
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King Kong remake really does suck for the first hour, doesn't it?
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#57
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King kong aint got shit on meeeeeeeeeee!
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#58
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Kill your idols
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god is in the tv? idfk but i win :)
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Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... while I do you from behind.
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