HDC Battle Royale II R.I.P.

[Papillon Noir]

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost

SHOCKING NEWS INDEED
THE PENGUIN HAS BEEN FILET
THE CARNAGE OF THE EVENT
ON SPYCAM 49 DISPLAY

DUDE SCREAMS IN ANGUISH
AT THE LOSS OF THE RETURN
I'M BETTING THEY WERE LOVERS
HIS FISHY MEMBER HE DID YEARN

Hilarious! :D

[Marley's Ghost]

THE FIGURE WALKS IN
BARELY MAKING A SOUND
ONE SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
AUSTIN'S BRAINS ON THE GROUND

A TOTAL OF SEVEN KILLERS
IT TOOK TO KILL HE
THAT'S ALMOST TWICE AS MANY
THAT ENDED WALT KOWALSKI

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost

THE FIGURE WALKS IN
BARELY MAKING A SOUND
ONE SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
AUSTIN'S BRAINS ON THE GROUND

A TOTAL OF SEVEN KILLERS
IT TOOK TO KILL HE
THAT'S ALMOST TWICE AS MANY
THAT ENDED WALT KOWALSKI

HaHa...Good one

I already told Austin to scoot over and clear me a spot...I'm dead in this round...Do me proud, Marley :)

[Marley's Ghost]

AS DUDE TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE KNEW HE COULDN'T MISS
LOOKS LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
ISN'T MARITAL BLISS

MORTALLY WOUNDED
AND GOING INTO SHOCK
IN NEED OF MEDICAL CARE
SHE HAS CHOSEN THE WRONG DOC

NOW THAT RAYNE IS DEAD
SHE COULD NAG THE DUDE NO MORE
DOC FAUSTUS MADE SURE OF THAT
WHEN HE BLEW OFF RAYNE'S JAW

[Marley's Ghost]

LENNON WROTE OF INSTANT KARMA
GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET
I WONDER IF DOC WAS THINKING OF THIS
WHEN HIS BRAINS TURNED INTO MEAT

DOC FAUSTUS IS DEAD
THERE'S NO MORE TIME ON HIS CLOCK
I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY
HE HAS PERMANENT WRITER'S BLOCK

[ChronoGrl]

Poor Doc. RIP. :(

[Doc Faustus]

In excellent form as always, Marley.

[Marley's Ghost]

ELEVEN ROCKETS
TO KILL NEVERENDING
NO AMOUNT OF HEALTH PACKS
WOULD HELP IN THE MENDING

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

LMAO

Marley - I think I love you.

[Marley's Ghost]

GOREPHOBIA IS DEAD
IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE
DID DESPARE PAY THE PREDATOR
TO MAKE SURE OF GORE'S DEMISE

THIS WASN'T GORES BEST GAME
AND THE OUTCOME WAS VERY GRIM
I WONDER WHEN THEY BURY GORE
WILL THE HDC PACKAGE GO WITH HIM