Mighty HDC Battle Royale II

[newb]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

UPDATE


2 more sniper rifles have been reported as being fired in The Zone. We still haven't been able to find the Assassin called The Flayed One.

Where is Flayed? Is he in The Zone or out of it?

I think zero has him tied up somewhere and is flinging poo at him.


that's my guess

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by newb

I think zero has him tied up somewhere and is flinging poo at him.


that's my guess

I think in monkey culture that means they're married now. Or that he should relinquish Zero's Hostess fruit pies.

[The Flayed One]

The forest can be a nightmare, and there are nightmares within.

[fortunato]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

The forest can be a nightmare, and there are nightmares within.

Where you at, Flayed?

[_____V_____]

UPDATE


The final TWO Assassin rifles have spoken.

The doors are thrown open, and the contestants walk back in - some of them fresh as daisies, some looking worn-out.

ONE PARTICULAR CONTESTANT HAS HIS WHOLE BODY PATCHED UP BY A LOT OF HEALTH PACK BANDAGES!!

They are followed in by the whole Assassins team, who are cheerful as heck and keep giving each other High Fives.

Just what did happen inside The Zone? We find out...


...next.

[_____V_____]

RESULTS OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #2


I welcome all the three teams - Team Grindhouse, Killer's Nightmares and Ace Assassins - to your second Hunting Season meeting.

The Assassins were very particular and choosy in their shooting. Let's see what happened inside The Zone through our tracker cams :-


As soon as the gates were closed, Assassin DESPARE ran forward and climbed the nearest tall tree. He then scanned the area through his scope and, apparently satisfied, came back down and whispered something to all his teammates. They then grinned evilly at each other and dispersed in all directions.

(This is where THE FLAYED ONE disappeared from all the tracker cams)

Despare hurried north and circled towards the left to where the Killer's Nightmares team were hiding. They were all laying low behind a huge rock, NEVERENDING and BWIND22 on the watch. Despare sat down behind a large bush, and aimed carefully through his scope.

BLAM!

Neverending was stunned for a moment. Then the sudden, blind and intense pain seared through his thigh as he looked at the bullet wound, which had narrowly missed his groin. Bwind22 looked at Neverending and panicked. He yelled "THEY ARE ONTO US! DISPERSE! HIDE! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!" and ran off in the opposite direction. The rest of the Killer's Nightmares jumped up, looked around, and within moments they all disappeared into the jungle, leaving Neverending alone.

Neverending took out ONE of his SEVEN HPs he had won, and carefully patched his wound after taking the bullet out, grimacing in pain and cursing the Assassins with all the swear words he knew. Despare grinned and sat back.

THE RETURN was watching the whole scene from behind a small rock not too far away. Our plan is working like a charm, he thought, and moved forward to behind a tree. Neverending got up clumsily and started to hobble back towards his teammates. The Return looked at Neverending, then zoomed in on him through his scope.

BLAM!

The bullet rammed itself into Neverending's back, and he fell forward with a loud moan. The Return smiled, muttered "YES!" under his breath, and winked at Despare, who had joined him by his side.

Neverending dragged himself back to the rock he was under, and took out another HP, this time careful of not making any sort of noise.

Suddenly, the bushes parted and young FERRETCHUCKER jumped forward with a loud warcry.

BLAM!

Neverending didnt stand a chance at ducking as he was in the action of patching his back. Ferretchucker fired blindly, and hit Neverending squarely on the shoulder. Neverending yelped in pain and rolled away, with Ferretchucker happily jumping around.

Despare and The Return looked at each other, then shook their head at Ferret, rolling their eyes.


(To Be Continued...)

[bwind22]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

he looked at the bullet wound, which had narrowly missed his groin. Bwind22 looked at Neverending and panicked. He yelled "THEY ARE ONTO US! DISPERSE! HIDE! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!" and ran off in the opposite direction.

Can ya blame me? They're aiming at our nads!

[_____V_____]

(Continued from above)


ROSHIQ looked puzzled. He was standing somewhere on the east side and had no idea where he was. MISS MACABRE chanced upon him and gestured at him to follow her, and Roshiq felt relieved.

Both of them hurried around to where the Nightmares had been, and where now only Neverending lay, cursing the Assassins, the Gods, the creators of Battle Royale II and even the Devil.

Miss Macabre whispered to Roshiq to target Neverending from the right, while she took up left, and to fire immediately after she fired. Roshiq nodded and walked through some bushes on the right. Miss Macabre looked around, and then walked slightly to the left between some bushes, and squatted. Rifle ready and poised, scope zooming in on Neverending.

Roshiq found a nice spot right between two thick trees and leaned on one of them as he took careful aim at Neverending from his rifle scope.

BLAM!

Neverending jumped.

BLAM!

Neverending got thrown back, more by surprise than by the impact of the two rifle shots which seared through his abdomen and back. He sighed deeply and let out a loud groan as 2 more HPs came out to do their duty.

DUDE GUADALUPE and FORTUNATO looked at their watches. Satisfied that the others would have done their jobs by now, they moved forward silently between the trees towards the clearing ahead. Just as they came into the open, they heard the two rapid simultaneous gunshots and looked.

Neverending lay breathless and bleeding behind a huge rock, all patched up like a white Christmas tree dotted with crimson bulbs. Dude nodded to Fortunato, and they quietly moved ahead and sat down, zeroing in on Neverending through their scopes.

BLAM!

BLAM!

Poor Neverending! He had barely finished patching his new bleeding wounds when two new ones opened up and gushed blood from his legs.

The Assassins, apparently satisfied with their progress, gathered back at their rendezvous and checked notes. Suddenly they realised, THE FLAYED ONE was not with them! With worried and tense faces, they looked at each other when Despare realised something and told them to wait till night fell.

By evening, the Killer's Nightmares gathered back at the spot where Neverending lay, all his HPs used up. His breathing came in short, sputtered gasps as the wounds all over his body ached dully, the blood drying slowly inside all of them. They picked Neverending up, and quietly made their way towards the gates.

A small laser spot zeroed in on Neverending's head from somewhere, and AUSTIN noticed it. He shoved Neverending to one side, just as the bullet came swishing up from the ground.

BLAM!

The bullet tore through Neverending's right knee, and he fell forward with a grunt. The Nightmares looked on all sides, before Austin and bwind22 picked up Neverending between them and they started running towards the gates.

The Flayed One climbed up from the hole in the ground he was in, and threw his rifle away with a loud smack of satisfaction.


Neverending's loud, painful roar echoed through the forest and awoke something. A pair of wicked, evil eyes broke through the foliage and peered at the clearing, low growls emanating from its throat. An electric buzz sounded somewhere near the thing, and it disappeared back.


So thats what the cams have revealed...

let's check out the latest Status of Killer's Nightmares...

[_____V_____]

Detailed Status Report of Killer's Nightmares


Rayne - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 4 HPs.

ShankS - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs.

AUSTIN316426808 - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs.

Posher778 - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs.

Neverending - Shot EIGHT times by Ace Assassins, and had 7 HPs. Used all of them and still ended up Slightly Wounded, with 0 HPs.

Milktoaste - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 6 HPs.

Murderdoll - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs.

Disease - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs,

and

bwind22 - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 7 HPs.



Challenge #3 will be up before Noon EST tomorrow. Good night till then. Have some rest, all of you.

[bwind22]

What a bunch of dickheads! You Assassins realize Team Grindhouse was in there too don't ya?

Poor neverending! Don't worry buddy, the swiss cheese look is in this year. We'll get you all patched up in no time!