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Yes, i'd thought about the same solution. So it would go a lil like this ![]() But still... that would only work at home, unless you take the pulleys with you every time you go out. Maybe men with 15-20 inches uses diapers. That's a solution solver right there.
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Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.
In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.
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I could just picture The Dude saying exactly that. :p Hilarious
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It would, you have to make sure you're not wearing pants and that you have an easy to clean tile floor. Nobody said having a giant schlong was going to be easy.
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If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.
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Yea, but that would only help you at home..
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On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.
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Of course you would, Mr. Bond. My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs. Pretty simple.
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I prefer my explanation where my penis made me rich as F*%K!
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All things are possible with bungee cords, zip ties, and duct tape. Discovery after all is the whipping boy of necessity.
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