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Old 03-14-2009, 01:11 AM
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A system of pulleys attached above the toilet

Yes, i'd thought about the same solution.

So it would go a lil like this




But still... that would only work at home, unless you take the pulleys with you every time you go out.

Maybe men with 15-20 inches uses diapers. That's a solution solver right there.
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Old 03-14-2009, 05:59 AM
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Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.

In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:13 AM
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Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.

In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.


I could just picture The Dude saying exactly that. :p

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Old 03-14-2009, 11:39 AM
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Good strategy. But i don't think that would work all the time. Occasionally surprise pee would happen. :p
It would, you have to make sure you're not wearing pants and that you have an easy to clean tile floor. Nobody said having a giant schlong was going to be easy.
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Old 03-14-2009, 12:26 PM
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If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:23 PM
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If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.


Yea, but that would only help you at home..
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:31 PM
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Yea, but that would only help you at home..
On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.
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On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.

Of course you would, Mr. Bond.



My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.

Pretty simple.
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Of course you would, Mr. Bond.



My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.

Pretty simple.
I prefer my explanation where my penis made me rich as F*%K!
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