new matrix only for those who seen it

[jay o2 waster]

there is so much cgi in the matrix reloaded and revolutions that they could proly get away with showing it on cartoon network

[Evis™]

That's the only reason why Keanu was in the movies, because of Bill and Ted. That's all he was known for.

Now he'll be known for bullet-time.

What a jack off.

And I thought the Animatrix was equally as shitty. The movies are supposed to go along with the movies story lines. Um, no. The only one I could see going along with the movie is that first one with the chick and black dude fighting.

Matrix is nothing more than a trend.

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by Evis™
That's the only reason why Keanu was in the movies, because of Bill and Ted. That's all he was known for.

It's funny because who would of thought he would never get any better. I mean he should have come a long way since Bill and Ted, but he hasn't.

He's such a bad actor it's unbelievable, goes to show that any lucky asshole can make it in hollywood.

[jay o2 waster]

keanu reeves is a fart kmocker

[Evis™]

Originally posted by Leper Messiah
It's funny because who would of thought he would never get any better. I mean he should have come a long way since Bill and Ted, but he hasn't.

He's such a bad actor it's unbelievable, goes to show that any lucky asshole can make it in hollywood.

Agreed.

And you would think he'd change his tone of voice for at least 3 seconds. But he insists on keeping that boring mono-tone voice.

Now if I was Neo, it would be something like this....

"Why am I here?"

"Because you chose to be."

"Well no shit sherlock, but there has to be a reason, now tell me bitch."

"You know the reason."

"Obviously not. I wouldn't be asking your black ass if I knew. For someone who's all fuckin high and mighty on the food chain, you sure don't act very intelligent."

*Kicks the old bitch in the chest, does various back flips for no apparent reason, then elbow drops the retarded bitch*

"You're my bitch now, remember that."

Yup, I would've made The Matrix so much better.

[last bad move]

lol the evismatrix coming this fall

the one, evis hacks in to the matrix, saves ziaon and saves the girl all while ass fucking mr smith in the process




rated R

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Evis™
Agreed.

And you would think he'd change his tone of voice for at least 3 seconds. But he insists on keeping that boring mono-tone voice.

Now if I was Neo, it would be something like this....

"Why am I here?"

"Because you chose to be."

"Well no shit sherlock, but there has to be a reason, now tell me bitch."

"You know the reason."

"Obviously not. I wouldn't be asking your black ass if I knew. For someone who's all fuckin high and mighty on the food chain, you sure don't act very intelligent."

*Kicks the old bitch in the chest, does various back flips for no apparent reason, then elbow drops the retarded bitch*

"You're my bitch now, remember that."

Yup, I would've made The Matrix so much better.

tack the Ninja Bandit ending onto that and you've got a ***** ending