Chairs

[Angra]

Originally Posted by skyblue342

Oh :( I wanted it to be a creepy old guy or something

LMAO


He probably is. ;) :D

[skyblue342]

Haha maybe..

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by Keith Stryton III

Chairs have always horrified me. It's the way they are so still and silent. Sometimes you can almost imagine somebody there. I have four chairs in my bedsit.

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They are placed like that, above.

One morning I got up and I found them like this.

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As you can imagine, this freaked me out! I did not move them, nobody could have moved them!

If I ever set them out in a different order, they can change the events of the day radically. I once placed the top chair on its back and went out, and immediately I found I couldn't talk to people. Another time I put a chair on top of another and then went out and a blown about newspaper got wrapped around my leg.

Sometimes I turn off the light and I switch it back on again quickly to see if I catch them move.

I would get rid of them, but they are very comfy chairs.

you know what freaks me out about chairs...????
to think that we have to sit where other asses have been.
And OH BOI!!! there are some pretty evil asses out there.. :o

[Angra]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

you know what freaks me out about chairs...????
to think that we have to sit where other asses have been.
And OH BOI!!! there are some pretty evil asses out there.. :o

Like.... THE FARTING ONES!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by Angra

Like.... THE FARTING ONES!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

EXACTLY!!!!

its the silent ones we must fear the most

[Angra]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

EXACTLY!!!!

its the silent ones we must fear the most

True that.

The ones with sound, only makes you frown.

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by Angra

True that.

The ones with sound, only makes you frown.

Or giggle :D

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir

It's Posher.

Really? Didn't know he was that creative. :p

But seriously, Posh - You're a good writer. Reminds me a little bit of the short stories of JD Salinger (not THIS thread, per se, but some of the other ones).