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Old 10-29-2008, 01:47 PM
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:25 PM
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I'd get some blood from an AIDS patient and infect you with it, then watch you slowly die.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:25 PM
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I would kill you with my drill.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:26 PM
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I would kill you with my drill.
I'd kill you with your own lameness
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:26 PM
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i'd infect you with aids, then shoot you in the face with a 20 gauge.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:27 PM
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i'd infect you with aids, then shoot you in the face with a 20 gauge.
you have AIDS?

I'd give you poisoned candy, and make you eat it.
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I'd get you to look at a mirror on the ceiling. The smashed, falling pieces would kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:51 PM
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I'd get you to look at a mirror on the ceiling. The smashed, falling pieces would kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
You stole that from bride of chucky. You fail as bad as this guy....



I'd strap a bomb to your chest, grenades down your underpants, poisonous snakes in your boots, and leave you in a tank full of highly deadly poisonous scorpions, then i'd shoot you in the face with a shotgun.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:57 PM
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