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Old 10-29-2008, 11:36 AM
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:36 AM
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They can't the puerto ricans allready did.

Festered, I'd eat 20 cans of baked beans, and make a fart helmet that went from my ass directly to your head, and suffocate you with my farts.
LOL....that was funny :D
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:41 AM
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'looks up at dracula in dallas'
how dare you come in here and laugh'...
uses her rusty pliers to pull out your fangs then uses them as spears
n lodges them into ribcuts eyes
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:45 PM
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I'd make you eat your own poop until you died from it.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:52 PM
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I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:58 PM
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I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.
You bastard..... tainting the goodness of cheese....

I would wrap you in wet rawhide, tightly, and leave you out in the sun. Once the rawhide started to dry you would be slowly squeezed to death until your head popped off and your guts squirted out like toothpaste out of a tight squeezed tube.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:06 PM
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argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:08 PM
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argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..
Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























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Old 10-29-2008, 01:11 PM
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Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























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hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:13 PM
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hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..
I have a monkey fetish. oh and btw I cook good. Ask anybody who's eaten my cooking which would be nobody that you know because you know nobody who has eaten my cooking.

I would sit on your face and use your mouth as a toilet.
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