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Old 10-28-2008, 02:59 PM
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:02 PM
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i'd shrink you down, dress you like a nut, and throw you into a park full of squirrels.

Superglue you to a pile of kindling and let the beavers do the rest.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:22 PM
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:28 PM
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I'd hang you upside down from a tree, wrapped in a net so you could only wriggle, and smeared with peanut butter. The little animals are hungry this time of year, storing up for winter and all. Munch munch.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:38 PM
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I'd make Rosie O'Donald use you as a tampon.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:44 PM
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id make you eat rosie odonnels used tampon collection....yes she has one.



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I'd hang you upside down from a tree, wrapped in a net so you could only wriggle, and smeared with peanut butter. The little animals are hungry this time of year, storing up for winter and all. Munch munch.
having you smear peanut butter all over my muscular body would be worth it.:D
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:52 PM
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I'd make you spend a half hour with Kyros Christian, our troll who thinks everyone is a pedophile becasue he makes simulated pedophillic gay porn...

don't believe me?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=281073643

I'm sure you'd catch a nasty disease in no time
there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:03 PM
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there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass

Vodstok, you're supposed to kill the poster above you. Therefore, I would kill you by nagging you to death in a horrible screeching voice while beating you senseless with Rosie O'Donnell's used tampons!
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:05 PM
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Vodstok, you're supposed to kill the poster above you. Therefore, I would kill you by nagging you to death in a horrible screeching voice while beating you senseless with Rosie O'donnell's used tampons!
I would go back through time and collect all of your parents love juices that were left on their sheets, put it all into a tub, and drown you in it.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:10 PM
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there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass
I would leave you tied to a chair with this kid for a week
V V V V V CLICK THE PICTURE FOR VIDEO V V V V V V


Edit : woops double post...
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