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Old 10-26-2008, 11:08 AM
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:34 AM
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The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:40 AM
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The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.



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Haha...You are such a dork :p
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:43 AM
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:44 AM
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Nooo...It's a GOOD thing...A funny, silly, adorable person :)

Well, that's MY definition of a dork anyway
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:48 AM
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:52 AM
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Yes, absolutely


BUT...Sam (Stephen/STE/SamTheEgg) says that 'dork' is what a whale's penis is called...I've never really seen anything to validate that definition, though :)
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:04 PM
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So I'm an adorable whale's penis?
I don't use Sam's definition because, like I said, I've seen nothing to validate it...I've never seen a whale's penis either, however I somehow doubt that I would find them to be "adorable"
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:11 PM
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So I'm an adorable whale's penis?
With bunny ears...doooooooooon't forget the bunny ears! :p
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