Tales from the Dumb Side

[neverending]

Originally Posted by Nella

I was using my cell phone while driving in town and I almost ran into this lady! :eek:

Am I the only one who does such idiotic things?

Around here you'd get a ticket for that. It's illegal.

[Nella]

Originally Posted by neverending

Around here you'd get a ticket for that. It's illegal.

There isn't a law against it here in Texas but there should be. :p

[pinkfloyd45769]

No nella,i do shit like that all the time.I never came close to hitting a person,just cars:)

[Nella]

Originally Posted by pinkfloyd45769

No nella,i do shit like that all the time.I never came close to hitting a person,just cars:)

Yeah, this lady was in a SUV and I drive a Honda Accord LX. That would have been bad. :eek:

[stubbornforgey]

I just fired a dumbass last night..

em a cashier for a catering company ..i do all the banking etc for all thier
sites.
A new casual had just started working at one of our biscuit sites..
this is how it works..
the cantten workers and thier site managers cook and serve meals to the factory workers...at the end of each day and night..the night site managers
cash out on the tills...leaving the floats and putting the days takings into the safe for me to pick up at the end of each week to bank etc.
This one site recently has not had the correct amount of money bags when i go pick them up..instead of 10 per week [day n night shift takings...5 days a week]
there have only been 6 or sometimes 7..or when i go and count the money..they are always 100 or a few dollars down which doesnt coincide with the site managers total reciept printout.
It usually happens when this casual worker is there..so i bring it to the site managers attention every time ..nobody knew anything about it..so em like ..fuckit..iw ill have to call in the biscuit manager n ask for survellence camera print out and WALLA..what do i find.
This casual going back into the office safe after lock up and helping herself to the money..
when the site managers leave they give the keys to the security guard.
this dumbass was going back afterwards..telling the security guard she had left her belongings in the safe ..he would give her the keys cos shes wearing our uniform.

Heres the stupid part about it all...
posted around the office and our working areas theres about 10 signs in large letter...SURVELLENCE CAMERAS OPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!

confronted with evidence ..she still denies any involvement..point blank denies any knowledge.despite her FACE SHOWING CLEARLY ON THE CAMERA!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Nella]

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey

I just fired a dumbass last night..

em a cashier for a catering company ..i do all the banking etc for all thier
sites.
A new casual had just started working at one of our biscuit sites..
this is how it works..
the cantten workers and thier site managers cook and serve meals to the factory workers...at the end of each day and night..the night site managers
cash out on the tills...leaving the floats and putting the days takings into the safe for me to pick up at the end of each week to bank etc.
This one site recently has not had the correct amount of money bags when i go pick them up..instead of 10 per week [day n night shift takings...5 days a week]
there have only been 6 or sometimes 7..or when i go and count the money..they are always 100 or a few dollars down which doesnt coincide with the site managers total reciept printout.
It usually happens when this casual worker is there..so i bring it to the site managers attention every time ..nobody knew anything about it..so em like ..fuckit..iw ill have to call in the biscuit manager n ask for survellence camera print out and WALLA..what do i find.
This casual going back into the office safe after lock up and helping herself to the money..
when the site managers leave they give the keys to the security guard.
this dumbass was going back afterwards..telling the security guard she had left her belongings in the safe ..he would give her the keys cos shes wearing our uniform.

Heres the stupid part about it all...
posted around the office and our working areas theres about 10 signs in large letter...SURVELLENCE CAMERAS OPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!

confronted with evidence ..she still denies any involvement..point blank denies any knowledge.despite her FACE SHOWING CLEARLY ON THE CAMERA!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

Now I'd never do THAT, cameras or no cameras. I don't understand stealing.