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I'm not much into the illegal substances (I prefer imbibing the alcky-holl).
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1. You can't remember the last time you got to watch The Price is Right.
2. It's cold outside and your bed is warm. 3. You ran out of coffee and thus work is just not an option. 4. You're hungover....close to being sick, but nevertheless not usually a valid excuse. 5. In order to pull off morning sex and go to work, you would have to wake up an hour earlier. Top 5 places to go at 3 a.m.
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Dude. You can do better than that. :p P.S. Your sig totally freaks me out. Where the HELL are those images from??? ... Top 5 break up songs?
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If You See Her Say Hello- Bob Dylan
Jet Boy Jet Girl- the Damned Babe I'm Gonna Leave You- Led Zeppelin Every Breath You Take- the Police Tangled Up in Blue-Bob Dylan Top five endangered animals?
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10-08-2008, 06:20 PM
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Whales Rhinos Pandas Tigers Top 5 infections?
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10-09-2008, 07:35 AM
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Ebola
Cholera Anthrax Malaria Bubonic Plague Top 5 fictional characters?
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Drizzt Do'urden Eric Cartman Luke Skywalker Aragorn Top 5 Halloween Candies
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10-09-2008, 02:29 PM
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Arsenic laced Candy Corn Caramel Apple with double edged razor blade Snickers Bar with hypodermic needle Almond Joy with crystal meth LSD infused fruit cake(also good at Xmas time) Top 5 ways to inflict psychological pain on your life partner?
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10-09-2008, 03:17 PM
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1. Repeatedly call them by the wrong name in bed. 2. Make a doll that looks like them and perform physical tortures on the doll. 3. Send yourself flowers/gifts but sign the card from another man/woman. 4. Stop speaking to them and refuse to explain why, driving them crazy as they try to think what they did. 5. While having sex comment on how turned on you are that they resemble your mother/father. Top 5 ways to get revenge.
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