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Old 10-02-2008, 10:31 AM
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The Lots of Drama Thread

I figured that instead of jokes, we'd just cut and paste the lyrics to country and western songs in here...


Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T.O.Y or maybe S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today
Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas
Or his 5th Birthay
And he thinks C.U.S.O.T.D.Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I can't spell a way this hurt
That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today
Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:29 PM
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Fucking hate this thread!
Not really!:)
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:36 PM
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Fucking hate this thread!
well, it was dramatic :D
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:52 PM
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:00 PM
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Aha, so this is where I'm supposed to vent about my prescription drug habit, eating disorder, impending divorce, current lawsuit, latest fisticuffs, fear of priests and my inability to achieve an erection without imagining dead young boys.



Or maybe I should keep those to myself.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:15 PM
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Or maybe I should keep those to myself.
well, maybe the last one
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:08 PM
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watching the cubs play is depressing.
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:29 AM
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About to turn 25,its depressing me.I wanted to be more successful by this time,i'm getting there slowly.I know that 25 is young and i have plenty of time...still its depressing.

Being single is depressing,just the overall feeling of being lonely.

I have to go to the dentist next week to get my first filling.
The house deal is a definite no.

I could go on forever!:D
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Oh,i have to go grocery shopping.I think everyone knows how depressing that is:(
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:00 AM
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Oh,i have to go grocery shopping.I think everyone knows how depressing that is:(
I actually love grocery shopping. I like to cook, so grocery shopping to me is like clothes shopping for people into fashion :)
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