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The Lots of Drama Thread
I figured that instead of jokes, we'd just cut and paste the lyrics to country and western songs in here...
Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand Like T.O.Y or maybe S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E But the words we're hiding from him now Tear the heart right out of me. Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas Or his 5th Birthay And he thinks C.U.S.O.T.D.Y spells fun or play I spell out all the hurtin' words And turn my head when I speak 'Cause I can't spell a way this hurt That's drippin' down my cheek. Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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Fucking hate this thread!
Not really!:) |
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I disagree with everyon eon everything.
Abortions rule! Booze for kids! Teach porn in schools! |
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Aha, so this is where I'm supposed to vent about my prescription drug habit, eating disorder, impending divorce, current lawsuit, latest fisticuffs, fear of priests and my inability to achieve an erection without imagining dead young boys.
Or maybe I should keep those to myself.
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well, maybe the last one
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watching the cubs play is depressing.
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About to turn 25,its depressing me.I wanted to be more successful by this time,i'm getting there slowly.I know that 25 is young and i have plenty of time...still its depressing.
Being single is depressing,just the overall feeling of being lonely. I have to go to the dentist next week to get my first filling. The house deal is a definite no. I could go on forever!:D |
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Oh,i have to go grocery shopping.I think everyone knows how depressing that is:(
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I actually love grocery shopping. I like to cook, so grocery shopping to me is like clothes shopping for people into fashion :)
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