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Monster House 10/10
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The first half of Das Komabrutale Duell.
I couldnt help myself, i had to write something. A completly incoherent jumbled mess of zero budget nonsense. Apparently its a gang war between two gangs, and one of the gangs is immortal, but i only learned theat from reading the back of the case, otherwise i would have never figured it out... but my god is it rediculously violent. The gore is ok considering the budget, and there'smore than enough of it. there's a scene in here where this gang member gets his his brains completly blown out. the back of his head is detached from his face. One of the other gang member comes up with a 'brilliant' idea. "tear my head off with your bare hands, and give him half my brain." the dude rips his head off, then chainsaws it into two pieces, and glues half of the brain into the dude's head who got his brains blown out earlier with a hot glue gun. lmao. The dude who's head was just torn off is walking around headless all this time. The two pieces of his head are then glued back together and glued back on his body.by this point the entire room is practically soaked in blood and guts, but now they're both fine. this movie is jam packed with scenes like this. completely retarded, and totally entertaining. Despite being completle nonsense, its a fun watch, make sure you're hammered first, and dont try to make sense out of it, it will make your head hurt. Last edited by The Mothman; 07-18-2008 at 07:24 PM. |
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The Dark Knight
what a waste of time.......give me Caesar Romero any day as the joker....fucking stupid ass movie......and don't get me started on Batman.....what the fuck kinda Bat Suit was that.....where's the nipples?!?!?!?!HELLO....BATS HAVE FUCKING NIPPLES TOO. OK.....I lied....haven't seen it yet...but I have MUCH Bat envy.....my son went to the midnight show last night and has proclaimed it as "The Best Movie He Has Ever Seen" maybe I will watch an episode of the old series....just to wet my appetite. ![]() |
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