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			If a vampire was to sing a song, while taking a shower, what song would he/she sing?
		 
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			Polly Wolly Doodle. Or something from a hair band. 
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			My My My My im once bitten twice shy babe
		 
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			This thread is stupid as fuck.
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			But it's funny anyway... LoL Well, how about good and old "Bela Lugosi's Dead"? LoL | 
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			eat you alive....? but then again vampires dont eat ppl alive...do they?
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			i hate singing vampires
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			Wait it just came to me....He did the Mash........He did the monster Mash......The monster mash.......... It was a graveyard smash
		 
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			LMAO
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