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Old 05-09-2008, 11:48 AM
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I had a good toe-sucking the other day

mmmmmmmm

good times
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:50 AM
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yup all mine, thanks Rayne

and Urge, glad to be of service:D
There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:52 AM
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There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D
I'm with you. Male, female... all the parts are pretty awesome, inside and out. I simply love human flesh.

especially baby, it's delicious
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:55 AM
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There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (

seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:56 AM
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I simply love human flesh.
Gotta agree with that...There isn't one single piece (not even a tiny speck) of the male body that hasn't been in my mouth or on my tongue, I've even licked an eyeball :D...And I promise I won't say any more than that :o
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:01 PM
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seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..

(hats look terrible on me)
Well, I think it would be better without the diaper anyway (I'm afraid it would take too long to get past the 'silly' in order to get to the 'sexy' :))...How about nothing but a hat?...That would work for me :D
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:06 PM
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I wear em. :mad:

Feels nice and comfy in summertime. :)

Agreed. Sandals are awesome. Everyone who disagrees is self conscious about their feet :D
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:07 PM
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:07 PM
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seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)
Diaper and cap are so passé. Thongs and World War One army helmets are what they're wearing in Milan.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:08 PM
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me too ..

cool people wear them :D



in all seriousness .. good luck fitting me into a stereotype :)
You're the stereotype of the late 40's man who collects everything... There's actually a lot of those. Congrats.
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