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I had a good toe-sucking the other day
mmmmmmmm good times
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There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D
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especially baby, it's delicious
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seriously .. it isnt a fear ... i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ... it's just something else i wouldnt do.. (hats look terrible on me)
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Gotta agree with that...There isn't one single piece (not even a tiny speck) of the male body that hasn't been in my mouth or on my tongue, I've even licked an eyeball :D...And I promise I won't say any more than that :o
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Well, I think it would be better without the diaper anyway (I'm afraid it would take too long to get past the 'silly' in order to get to the 'sexy' :))...How about nothing but a hat?...That would work for me :D
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Agreed. Sandals are awesome. Everyone who disagrees is self conscious about their feet :D
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Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover Shaggy Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me on me back she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic call me fantastic, touch me on me back she say I'm Mr.ro... Smooth just like silk Soft and coddle hug me up like a quilt I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth With my sexual physique Jah know me well built Oh me oh my well well can't you tell I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell You are the only young girl who can ring my bell And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell I'm Boombastic say me fantastic touch me on my back she says I'm Mr Ro...mantic call me fantastic she touch me on my back she says Mr. boom boom boom Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr Ro...mantic call me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom boom boom Gee wheeze baby please Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze You don't fell like driving baby hand me the keys And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze Well you a the bun and me a the cheese And if me a the rice well baby love you a the peas CHORUS Give me your loving gal your loving well good I want your loving gal give it like you should Give me your loving gal your loving well good I want your loving gal you remember the woo Would like to kiss and carress Rub down every strand of hair on my chest I'm Boombastic rated as the best The best you should get nothing more nothing less Give me your digits jot down your address I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test That I'm CHORUS Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk Naw go laba laba laba and a chat pure phart I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk I'm CHORUS
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Diaper and cap are so passé. Thongs and World War One army helmets are what they're wearing in Milan.
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You're the stereotype of the late 40's man who collects everything... There's actually a lot of those. Congrats.
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