HDC The Movie Part 7ero

[ferretchucker]

Hmmmm. I'll take that as a compliment. Anyway, I hope you're taking good care of Paramount.

[missmacabre]

Hahaha I fight dirty. For the record, I'd never stoop so low as to kick someone in the crotch. Also i think the power puff girls was an excellent choice what with their monkey fighting and all.

[ferretchucker]

lol. You must have some strength not kicking a red bloodthirsty monkey that's about to kill you in the crotch.

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

lol. You must have some strength not kicking a red bloodthirsty monkey that's about to kill you in the crotch.

I could just hope he'd choke on my severed fingers?

[ferretchucker]

In the middle of the woods, Crabapple is slowly walking along, the mutant baby in his arms. Paramount is crying.

Crabapple: Stop making the sea water leak Paramount! Me finding hoochie kitty.

Paramount is still crying. Crabapple goes to stroke him but the wolf baby snaps at his hand.

Crab: I remember when I gave birth to you. You were so cute. The doctor said you were the nicest looking baby he'd ever seen.

Paramount has stopped crying. Crab looks down at him. The baby is staring off into the distance. A furry, red thing is running between the trees a few hundred yards away.

Crabapple: Yummy yummy for your tummy.

Crabapple sets off towards the creature but is suddenly knocked to the floor. Ferretchucker has ran into him and they are both on the floor. Paramount has started crying again.

Ferretchucker: I'm so sorry- YOU!

Crabapple: You stupid loaf! You set him off again!

Ferretchucker is holding his head which he had hit on the floor. He gets up and is about to start running again but suddenly falls over. Crabapple has hit him in the leg with a branch.

Crabapple: YOU SMELLY LIGHTBULB!

Crab hits his legs again, and with a sickening crunch, the white of Ferret's bone is visible.

Ferretchucker: PLEASE STOP!

Crab: I'll stop when the pink head flower is bashed in!

He lifts up the branch again but suddenly stops and keels over. Paramount has crawled over and bit his foot. Blood is pouring everywhere and a gun falls out of his pocket.

Crab: Bad Paramount! You no hurt me!

He pulls himself up using a branch, picks up Paramount and walks off, seemingly forgetting about Ferretchucker.

Ferretchucker: Fuck...

Slowly, Ferret manages to pull himself over to where the gun is. He picks it up and turns around, but CRab is already gone.

Ferretchucker: Fuckola!

[ferretchucker]

some comments would be nice?

[missmacabre]

Who says "fuckola"? haha

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by missmacabre

Who says "fuckola"? haha

Apparently FC does! :D I'm still enjoying it, FC! Good work!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. Glad to serve.

The night sky is clear of clouds and the moon is shining through. everything's silent but a small humming noise growing closer. Suddenly a helicopter comes into view. It's above a group of trees. It lands in a clearing and some men get out. One of them is Gorephobia, the other is Neverending.

Gore: Why wasn't I told of this crash before?!

Neverending: We thought we could handle it!

Gore: A red, bloodthirsty chimp breaks free of our lab, you tell me everybody was killed!

Neverending: Yes but...

Gore: And you told me the monkey electrocuted itself and the body was disposed of!

Neverending: But we...

Gore: AND NOW, YOU TELL ME THAT THE ONE PERSON WHO WOULD EXPOSE US AND THE MONKEY WERE NEVER FOUND, AND A HELICOPTER WAS MISSING!

Neverending: Yes, but we have traced the helicopter to here, and as far as we know, nobody has exposed us.

Gore: How close are we to the crash site?

Neverending: Half a mile. This is as close as we could get.

Gore: Then let's get moving shall we?

The group of people start walking away. The camera moves to a spot where a crashed helicopter is on the floor.

Gore: Search it.

Two men with guns go up to the copter and check through the smashed up door.

Gore: That means they've escaped...

One of the men with guns steps forward to Neverending.

Man: Sir, you've forgotten to tell him about the body of-

Neverending: Shut up!

Gore: No. Let him talk.

Man: Well, the body of Bwind22 was found earlier, during the afternoon. It was found in these woods and was aparently quite fresh. He had a branch through his chest.

Gore: Where's the body?

Man: Well that's what I was about to tell you about. I got information a couple of minutes ago that it was taken to the undertakers, but the undertaker is dead and the body is gone.

Gore: Christ...he must be out there.

Suddenly, the man with the gun jolts, and he falls over. A knife is in his chest. Bwind walks out of the trees. The other man with the gun points it at him.

Bwind: Pull the trigger and it'll set the bomb off.

Gore: What...you said he was dead!

neverending: This is impossible!

Bwind: Not impossible. The love of children is a beautiful thing. Especially when they've got scratch marks and red hair on them, a book of spells and their fathers body.

Gore: What? You can't be serious!

Bwind: But I am...Now my kid was a blabber mouth so I had to get rid of him before everyone knew I was back. I want revenge on that monkey and wont have a third chance at life if he kills me. So lets find him.

Neverending: Why the hell did you kill our man?!

Bwind: I couldn't come in without an entrance now could I.

Neverending: You're sick.

Bwind: I know. If i wasn't sick, would I do this?

He pulls out a gun and shoots the armed man in the head. He turns to neverending, but gore has a gun to Bwinds head.

Neverending: Why do you want to kill me?!

Bwind: I'm sick, remember.

Gore: You can kill him, but try anything and I'll pull the trigger on you.

Neverending: NO, PLEASE! DON'T! IT'll SET THE BOMB OFF!!!

Bwind: Gore, I need you so I won't kill you. You, neverending was it? There was no bomb.

Bwind spins round at an amazing speed with his knife held out. It slices straight through the middle of Neverending's head, and chops off the hand that Gore was holding the gun with.

Bwind: I lied. I don't need anyone's help.

He picks up the gun, stamps on Gore's bleeding wrist and runs off into the trees. After some shouting, when Bwind is out of sight, a small sniffing can be heard. Gore turns around to see a red monkey walking out of the trees, some blood trickling from a hole in it's side.

Gore: Dear god no...NOOO!!!

The camera shoots the bwind's face as the sounds of a monkey screaching and laughing can be heard. He turns around and runs back to the helicopter crash sight, but OGre and Zero are gone. Some drops of blood going off into the trees are all over the floor. Bwind looks down at them and smiles.

Bwind: Gotcha!

[ferretchucker]

I'm not gonna post another part until I get another comment!